Mikey. That's his "cool" nickname. Mikey is a popular kid but what everyone doesnt see is how rude he is. He's a total player and he picks out peoples flaws amd holds it against them for however long he pleases. You definitley don't wanna be this kids friend and you most CERTAINLEY dont wanna be his girlfriend.
"Ugh that kid is such a player"
"He sounds like a Mikey"
"Yeah i wouldn't be suprised if that was his name"
"He sounds like a Mikey"
"Yeah i wouldn't be suprised if that was his name"
by Mystery Person thingy August 19, 2017
Get the Mikey mug.Guy#1 "I pulled up her skirt, lowered her thong and BOY! all I could see hanging down was some serious snatch mileage!"
Guy#2 "Ahh whatever man, your mama has low snatch mileage between her legs! I love it!"
Guy#1 "Hey, fuck you man...!"
Guy#2 "Ahh whatever man, your mama has low snatch mileage between her legs! I love it!"
Guy#1 "Hey, fuck you man...!"
by Shady Hady January 15, 2009
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Lover: I walked 5500 F***ing miles to see this girl!
Friend: Wow... You just passed the 500 mile rule! You're set for life!
Friend: Wow... You just passed the 500 mile rule! You're set for life!
by theherkman August 12, 2011
Get the 500 mile rule mug.Guy 1: Hey you want to go to the bar later?
Guy 2: No. My girl want to be sitting at mile high stadium.
Guy 2: No. My girl want to be sitting at mile high stadium.
by BizNastyMcSpatchy August 9, 2009
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2: Bruh I don’t know just google it
by We do a little Trolling March 17, 2021
Get the how fast can elephants run (use miles because I don’t know how many kilometers are in a mile) mug.1)n. a cute but ultimately odd creature that smells obsenely awful until dosed with baby shampoo
2)v. to shake oneself in a violent spasmic manner in order to rid one's self of water.
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1)Look at that Little Mikey happily romping about with that pillow.
2)Will you stop Littly Mikeying and use a fucking towel?
2)Will you stop Littly Mikeying and use a fucking towel?
by Lori Gottlieb June 18, 2003
Get the Little Mikey mug.-you have a good smile from a quarter mile away, but not any closer than that because it is just hideous!
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