Max T

A very tall and strange man who stalks his "girlfriend" while playing WAR THUNDER, he thinks he knows everything about planes and thinks you need an engine to fly a plane which is dumb. Max T is only successful in rapping and having no life. Max T shoves his Xbox controller up his rectum and tells his dad to let it vibrate. He has a small bird who has seen some shit named dinner. His favorite food is human meat and he gets caught jerking off 6 times a week by his mum.

I got some tickets to see Max T rap for my birthday and im hyped.

by An even sadder man May 2, 2021

Max P

An Asian who plays basketball but would rather have balls in his basket and one who eats dog for his main course eat meal

Max Pavlik ate a golden retriever

Max is gay

Max P did it donkeystyle

by Big bigboi November 22, 2019

Max 10

Maximum 10/10

Ya im going for it max 10

by 3cal3 September 5, 2019

max magee

A person who is actually a giraffe wearing a wig.

"Don't be fooled. That new kid isn't a person. He's a Max Magee!"

by elgooGcM August 14, 2016

Max Seegs

One who like to pose, drink excessively, and break bathroom doors in an abrupt manner.

"wow do you see how drunk he is.."
"he's not drunk, he's just being a max seegs"

by gohawkx February 27, 2019

max pollard

Someone who I very bad at anal and is bad at sucking dick

Man max pollard is so bad at sucking dick

by Max Pollard July 30, 2018

Max Davenport

Huge penis

Max Davenport has a huge penis

by hdscbrdxvgddc May 8, 2019