joao martins

Biggest dick on the block, eats pussy like The Rock

Joao Martins has the Biggest dick on the block, eats pussy like The Rock

by Le Joao February 19, 2024

Ricky Martin

When something is so cletus you don’t know anymore

That’s so Ricky Martin

by Gav955 June 1, 2020

Florian Jean Martin

Florian is a sweet and kind soul, he's always there to help you and is a sensitive person. He's the best boyfriend or friend you could ask for. He's a really amazing guy that never fails to impress me. I love my Florian Jean Martin.

Snail: "Is that a Florian Jean Martin?!"
Vee: "He is, isn't he amazing?"
Snail: "Yes, he is, I'd love to be his friend!"

by KiriBaku + Ochako Stan December 28, 2023

martin london

A person that looks like ,,Michael Jackson". But better call him ,,Martin London".

My new nickname is ,,Martin London"- because Michael Jackson was often there.

by h1ghflyer April 23, 2024

Martin Kellogg Middle School

A ghetto ass school In Newington CT that thinks they are rich but they are poor asf. They are filled with a bunch of ghetto white kids who think their the shit.

“ what school to you go to?”
“Martin Kellogg middle school”
“Damn you must me ghetto asf”

by Gmpsbsh January 15, 2022

Martin Luther Queef

Verb. Generally refers to the act of queefing (i.e., vaginal wind) by a woman of African descent while she is sleeping, specifically in REM sleep, the stage of sleeping in which dreams are experienced. Thus, "I have a dream!" Or "I have a queef!"

Alexa wakes up from nap, Frank is visibly upset. Jesus fucking christ Alexa, did you sleep good? Fucking all night long all I could fucking hear, smell, and taste was your fucking Martin Luther Queefs, just back to back, nonstop Martin Luther Queef party in your pussy last night. Fucking ridiculous. Fuck you cunt. Wanna go to Panda Express and get some Beijing Queef? Fucking stay home and make some Queef Stroganoff? Fuck you, Queef Latifah. Fucking Queefinator. Go eat a Roast Queef sandwich you cunt-ass slut bitch skank faggot whore. You're lucky I don't drown your queefing faggot-ass in a toilet.

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 22, 2025

martin bergman

Huge penis. Always bigger than Calebs.

Martin Bergman is handsome

by Marroo February 16, 2019