The Maria

Sexual position that consists of you laying on a bed while your spouse cleans your room then tucks you in goodnight.

"Baby i really need to do the Maria tonight, i didn't get a lot of sleep last night"

by 3nt October 14, 2017

A Maria

Term used to describe a girl flatter than a 12th grade physics text book with an ass like an ironing board and a chest so flat people mistake her for a man

Walking down the street I saw A Maria and her flat ass made me regret stepping outside

by Light_Skin_Jedi May 14, 2020

Mariah hug

A lovely embrace which is of the sexual nature and usually leads to hot pockets and farts

I just Mariah hugged some bitch. Them some good hot pockets

by Num chucks March 7, 2009

Mariama Diallo

Mariama Diallo, She is a very sexy girl with big boobs and fat ass and she’s also very thick and this of course comes from her being african.

look at Mariama Diallo! She has such a fat butt and thick thighs!

by rogervnt October 7, 2021

Mariama

A girl with big boobs and droopy lips

stop looking like mariama

by DROOPYLIPS May 18, 2018

Mariah

Mariah the worlds most selfish and bitchest Girl out there no one likes her except people like her she's very pretty but a diva and annoying usually gets away with anything especially Mariah Ruiz

Mariah Ruiz is a fucking bitch

by Makabitchumis July 25, 2015

maria

The new Maryjane, weed.

"we don't call it Maryjane no more baby, we call that shit, Maria"- Maria by Lil Wyte

by bigbillybob September 1, 2009