lot monster

truck stop whore

how much for a lot monster

by yhthryt February 15, 2009

Bandwidth Monster

Any internet programs, such as games, that take up a lot of bandwidth leaving you laggy.

I was playing War Rock but that Bandwidth Monster was hurting my KDR so I went over to Second Life which I forgot was another Bandwidth Monster.

by tbclycan February 8, 2010

monster trucks

The cars (usually Jeeps or any other terrain ones) modified in the way that their wheels don't fit into the dashers anymore and it's somewhat like a tractor. It's an extreme kind of tuning that makes the car useless but for the fans' exhibitions.

That freak told us that he would jump over 3 cars on the parking lot with his monster truck. However, he then dispersed with a lame excuse.

by Zdenek August 20, 2004

monster penis

Sometimes known as MP. A penis that when erect is longer than 9" and has a circumference of no less than 7" (diameter of slightly more than 2"). Prolonged sexual intercourse with such an MP will likely cause vagina pain that lasts at least a week. This is not to be confused with miniscule penis, as it is the polar opposite.

Ruby: So, how was your night last night?

Candy: Great, but my vagina hurts because I had sex with a monster penis. I can't even sit down, laugh, or sneeze without discomfort.

Ruby: I hate when that happens. Damn, men and their MPs.

by Ruby569 January 23, 2011

monster cookie pinwheel

An incredible thousand island skate board trick thats almost impossible to do. It invloves a locomotive and the determination of a grizzly bear hunting wild salmon.

Seth **cked up that monster cookie pinwheel hard!

by kerbs July 28, 2006

angst-monger

One who thinks s/he is deep in saying that the world is a sad depressing place. Angst-mongers are those trying to be cool by acting depressed. Often occurs in stupid teens like me.

Teenager-Life sux lotzzzzz
Smartone-GET AWAY FROM ME U STUPID ANGST-MONGER!! DONT SPREAD ANY OF YOUR ANGSTY FAKENESS ON ME!

by the unangstly April 8, 2004

Gooch Monger

Noun

Someone who literally sells gooches. A phrase commonly used to insult someone who deserves more than the common "douche bag" or "asshole"

"Hey Bobby screw you!"
"Bite my ass Jake, you gooch monger."

by Mohawkakon June 3, 2010