minnesota

A state known for it's cold weather, hockey, sucky schools, and twin cities. I'm from California, and I moved to Suckville (aka Elk River, MN) two years ago.
It SUCKS!!!

ex. 1
Native radio lady: Isn't it amazing how warm eleven degrees can feel?
Me: Ha! what planet are you from?
Friend: yeah, in minnesota, eleven degrees is warm.

ex. 2
Science teacher is rambling about global warming.
Me: Yeah, I've got a question. If the world is warming up... why is it negative twenty-two outside?

by Ms. brutally honest February 8, 2009

Feeble Minded

A term used for a retarded person like your mom or your pet rock. A feeble minded person usually cant determine right from wrong or ugly from attractive. Most feeble minded people are named joe, bob, billy, or bert because their parents were too stupid to pick a name that makes sense. Feeble minded people can give you there retardation because it is a contagious disease. Make sure to stay away from anyone who is feeble minded.

Your dad is "feeble minded" because he has no legs.

by psmith69412 March 30, 2019

minnesota

the awesome state of 5 million people wait a minute 5 million people that means that our one city of milwauke has more people then the lame state of minnesota and also more beer, fun, and smart people (the uw any of them really) thats problably why people from minnesota go to the uw i mean who wants a gopher as a mascot

( 1 person says in funny minnesota acsent)what are we going today

( 2 person in funney minnesota acsent) i dont know lets go make a ice sculpture

(1 person) sure but is it cold and frigid enough

by uw panther August 22, 2011

mincer

Another name for minstrel, healer in MMORPG (Massively-Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game). Some take it offensive to be called mincer instead of ministrel.

LFF: 5/6 quest-name need a mincer.
respond
LFF: sorry m8 i'm not wearing pink :p

by paranoi October 9, 2008

Minnesota

The worst place to visit and/or live due to all of the following:
1.) Large Mosquitoes EVERYWHERE
2.) Clouds conquer the sky
3.) So flat you can watch your dog run away for 3 days!
4.) So cold, suicide is an option for everyone
5.) Attractive women are more rare than winning the lottery
6.) All their sports teams SUCK
7.) People there think Camouflage is a fashion
8.) There actually is a word called UFTA they commonly use. (there is 8 different ways to spell that dumb word)
9.) There are only 2 seasons in a year not 3...Cold as F$%# and road construction
10) Minnesotans believe 10 degrees is a good day during winter

The few reasons to visit MN
1.) MOA (Mall of America)
2.) Nice people
3.) enjoy the wacky accents

Adj: To describe something very unpleasant

(Guy 1) I want to go to Minnesota.
(Guy 2) And why do you hate your life?

Adj: (Guy 1) My girlfriend just dumped me

(Guy 2) She was a minnesota anyway, you can do 100X better!

by t-bone-baller July 29, 2009

Minnesota

Only Filipinos will understand this.
Although it is spelled as Minnesota, this word is a short cut and should actually be spelled as Minisota.

My + INternet + IS + SO + TAgal = MINISOTA.

(Tagal is Filipino for slow)

Tobi: Yo! Watch this youtube video! It's so funny man!!
Chelsea: Sure!
....10 minutes later
Tobi: SO FUNNY RIGHT?
Chelsea: Dude, di pa tapos..
Tobi: Still loading?
Chelsea: Yeah! Minnesota today!! :((

by Twoahbi November 21, 2010

Bedside manner

The ability to evoke feelings of sexual desire, with the grace of stripper

“ He smiled at her playful bedside manner as she flung her panties across the room.”

by The architect of fun June 14, 2018