Ants On A Log

When someone poops on a cock and it resembles little bitty ants on a big ol' log.

"yeah that chick was crazy, she totally gave me ants on a log"

by BradyHater/Raper/69 October 3, 2025

Lincoln Logged

1. (verb) The act of balancing a piece of fresh fecal matter on the erect penis before and during coital entry.

Joe is a jerk, I heard he Lincoln Logged Jen last night.

by king kennedy January 13, 2008

Log Legs

Name of guy who’s legs are as thick as logs and rumbles the ground everywhere he walks.

Person one: Oh hey look it’s Log Legs!

Person two: Timber!!!

by Myhandsaretoocold June 8, 2018

Lady log

When a lady takes a ladylike shit.

Nadine left a lady log in my toilet. Awww.

by JStet July 25, 2021

god log

Taking a glorious shit

The dog took a god log on the front yard.

by gdawgW March 19, 2016

Smog Log

A greasy turd.

Example:
"Dude, I ate so many Slim Jims. It was a whole Smog Log.

I took a fat Smog Log

by JustaStoner January 13, 2020

Lincoln Logging

The act of men stacking penises on top of eachother.

Lincoln logging : Abraham Lincoln stacked dicks with me at the part last night

by Bi1lyB0b5k1 July 12, 2024