early but never to late

The girl you love so much but she leaves you because of a past relationship.

Man that girl is went early but never to late for her to leave my heart

by Iwishsheneverleft December 9, 2017

teabag o’ lantern

The act of placing forcefully dropping one’s testicles on a jack o’ lantern on the night of All Hallow’s Eve.

Bill teabag o’ lanterns my front porch pumpkins every Halloween.

by UFOMG333 January 2, 2018

jack-o-lantern teeth

Teeth so jacked up, they look like a Jack-o-lantern's teeth.

I was gonna holla at her, until I saw her Jack-o-lantern teeth.

by SwtDreams September 15, 2019

EARLY OR LATE

typically someone who annoys the shit out of everyone by asking them the same question over and over again

"early or late?"- he is asking you the lunch "whats the time?"-he is asking you the time "oh hi manraaaaaaaj, how are you?"- SWEET HOME ALABAMA

by YEETMASTER123456 October 8, 2019

urban dictionary late capitalist

When the volunteer editors at Urban Dictionary repeatedly decide not to publish your fantastical definition of a penis bra (similar to face bra), just because they sell those gaiters for their capitalistic gain.

You urban dictionary late capitalist, don't you realize that selling penis bras would more than redouble your sales?

by TX' Speedy July 9, 2020

wack-o'-lantern

A pumpkin that was carved to look like a fool or simpleton.

He carved a wack-o'-lantern to look foolish.

by Type2GenomeManiac October 20, 2021

pineapple jack o lantern

a jack o lantern, but pineapple. why?

"did you see jake? that madman has a pineapple jack o lantern instead of a pumpkin, what a Weirdo" he says knowing full well he has a watermelon jack o lantern.

by VoidPineapple August 17, 2021