The log laws were a series of regulations passed by the British Parliament during the 1900s to restrict population growth and prevent famine. The log laws stated that under any circumstances, no man residing within the British Empire should impregnate a woman with said man's "log" more than once within the span of 57 fortnights, or 798 days. The log laws also stated that any man who violated these laws would be punished, and his punishment would be up to the discretion of his governor.
The governor has requested that any man found violating the log laws be beheaded in the town square.
by Alejandro Calleros 867 January 19, 2022

Thomas is moth logging because he has eaten too many tupperware boxes. Thomas's moth logging addiction is consuming his life. His children are scared for life and will never be the same.
by Aedion232323 March 15, 2024

She's pretty nasty . She pulled off her underwear, passed out, and left her swamp log next to the couch.
by Pony tank 69 April 4, 2021

Your girlfriend is wearing a g string thong and has a shit and while it comes out the ass it splints the log with ease
My gf something else she shit and was wearing a thong but I got to see first hand what a elkford log splitter was.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

by Nipsfordays October 19, 2015

A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.
When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.
Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
by #Nurseratchet October 31, 2021

A nick name or pet name for a cute and loveable person named Logan because it's so hard to come up with anything else from that person's name.
by unknown1993 January 11, 2008
