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Jason

I am what I am, thats Jason, dont give a monkey crap what you lot think, expect the genuine nice people, the other come saying it to me face and one with cum with answers that will test and spray you into a eye-closing bliss of of satisfaction, that might shut your cake-holes. What are you exactly, Manifests, fraudulent staff, sad bastards that have no life and stay up double stuffing Oreos? But more importantly your boss with you lot have a IQ so uncomprehend able, that the tester ran to Ripleys Believe it or not and Guinness Book of Records, to advise that he has witnessed something unexplainable. Since it was also advised he ran like Forest Gump to both, he now is sectioned and spends most of the time bagging the wall with their head in tandem to the tick of the clock, tik tok! But, me think you lot are even lower than that, for example, your intellect and knowhow would be on par to have an educated conversation or debate with a coma victim and the coma victim would win the debate, with a massive majority vote! Thats a Jason! LOL
A Real Jason - read it
by Immi786 June 14, 2023
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jason pham

fag zombie monkey gay bitch who lives in india
ugh jason pham is such a zombie gay bitch. He unfriended me! ASAP!
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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Jason

As in Jason Puncheon (footballer), puncheon (punching) above his weight looks wise.
That guy is a total Jason
by Hamptonslonelyboy February 15, 2017
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Jason

Jason is a memer who sends at least one meme per day to every chat he’s in. Normally about 1/6th of the messages in any chat are his memes and messages. He probably has a girlfriend who is also talkative.
Jason is a mega chad
Jason is such a memer
Wow, Jason is so cool
by Person123322234 December 9, 2021
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Manny Jason

The best and most awesome male nanny dude. Watches over dem kidz and creator of feet meat. For an example, go check out Manny Jason on YouTube
Manny Jason is the coolest male nanny and is super funny.
by OGMannyJ May 26, 2019
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Jason Hines

Jason Hines is a girl who likes to fuck and is always searching for something that she cannot have.
Row row row tour biat gently down the stream merrily merrily merrily merrily there's a duck in the stream
Jason Hines is a ummmmm wait oh wait cN we can we get some Jason Hines
by Jason Hines November 14, 2021
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Jason

Mr.Hollywood thinks all that but uses so much attitude can make a grown man cry his heart out

- loves men and women usually bisexual and biracial

- known as Hollywood

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Yo jimmy won’t answer my call oh he’s just pulling a Jason aka thinking he is hollywood
by Jimmy Johnson’s June 29, 2022
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