jinglebag

There comes a point in the life of a superstar where he's pleasured so much deliciousness that he can no longer continue. But his ego lives on. And so to continue to flaunt his profound man-prowess while simultaneously signaling to women that he's off the fucktrain but still of esteem, value and wealth, the tour de force will surgically have his testicles removed and then have 7 lucky gold doubloons sewn up inside instead, thus turning his scrotum into a JINGLEBAG.

Man, I heard Brad Pitt scored so much tang that he just didn't care about fucking anymore and went jinglebag.

by Jaunty Diggles August 25, 2019

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Jingle-Jizz

When a “string” of cum is hanging between both the tip of the penis and any other object as if hung across like jingle bells.

Jennifer: “Last night, Mark took off his pants and he had jingle-jizz on his underwear!”

Stacy: “Ewww no way!”

by Psychlopsis October 2, 2019

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Jingle Jangle

A noise made by the clacking of a collection of metallic objects.

"The keys were making a ruckus in his pocket! The jingle jangle could be heard all the way from Timbuktu!

by Yuri? YURI-TARDED October 29, 2019

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Jingles Landing

Refers to when someone lands a vehicle, usually aircraft, in such a manner that it causes damage to the vehicle such as broken wings, but without any casualties. May also apply to submarines on the ocean floor.

Popularized by former Royal Navy sailor/Youtuber Paul "The Mighty Jingles" Charlton, who is notorious for doing this in video games, including in the aforementioned submarine.

The plane is damaged, because the last pilot who flew it made a Jingles Landing and broke the landing gear.

by YamaTOGII* August 26, 2021

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