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jeremyed 

A southern term for an anus licker/eater. One who spreads cheese or any condiment onto an anus and then eats it or licks it off. One can also use chocolate syrup and squirt it into the rectum and then allow it to be squeezed out into his mouth.
Dude what the Fuck!!!! You just jeremyed my bitch. Dude that is uncool, wait until Jeremyed your momma foool!!!
jeremyed by justin m e johnson July 12, 2006
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A douchebag, lying sack of shit, thinks he's black, talking about black history month but he's not. Thinks his bmw is cool but it's gay, mommy and daddy bought it. Has a small dick based on the pictures he sends everyone. Also, a cheater, faggot, cunt, and an overall piece of shit.
Have you seen that BMW over there?

Yea, must be a Jeremey.
jeremey by Tomahawk. February 6, 2014
A faggot ass dark skinned Nigga that mixes his poop with whip cream and eats it
Jeremiah a gay ass Nigga
Jeremiah by Dgjkfds May 4, 2018

New Jeresy Turnpike 

When you shit into someone else's ass through a tube.
Dude 1: I gave my girl the New Jeresy Turnpike last night.

Dude 2: Ewwww What the fuck is wrong with you man?
Jeremi, a blonde retard with a wig. A cheater and an unfaithful nazi supporter.
#Jeremi fucked my nan
Jeremi by Freakygyal👅❤️ September 26, 2017
Heart breaking meanie who will dump the slyest coolest person ever and will do anything or go out with anybody for quick buck.
"Did you see that Jeremiah dump a total babe last night?"
Jeremiah by Delaney Haravan December 31, 2008
A gay way to spell Jeremy. Usually given to children who are born with birth defects and have a feeling of being good at intellectual games, because of spending large amounts of time studying them, but in practice is beaten by people with only a basic understanding of the game repeatedly and still has an overwhelming sense of being good, causing him to lose large amounts of money.
If you were any worse at poker and chess I would call you Jeremie.
Jeremie by Luke T. March 12, 2008