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Samuel L Jackson 

He's one bad mutha fucka...honestly, didn't you fuckin see Pulp Fiction directed by Quentin Tarantino, who happens to be another bad mutha fucka?

God

Ketanji Brown Jackson

to be nominated based on your skin color to the highest court in the land
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noun (rarely used, only colloquially): an idiot
oof ketanji brown jackson is dumb af

Stonewall Jackson 

Thomas Jonathan "Stonewall" Jackson (January 21, 1824 – May 10, 1863) was a Confederate general during the American Civil War, and probably the most revered Confederate commander after General Robert E. Lee. His military career includes such famous exploits as the audacious Valley Campaign of 1862 and as a corps commander in the Army of Northern Virginia under Robert E. Lee. Confederate pickets accidentally shot him at the Battle of Chancellorsville on May 2, 1863, which the general survived, albeit with the loss of an arm to amputation. However, he died of complications of pneumonia eight days later.
Jackson rose to prominence and earned his most famous nickname at the First Battle of Bull Run (also known as First Manassas) in July 1861. As the Confederate lines began to crumble under heavy Union assault, Jackson's brigade provided crucial reinforcements on Henry House Hill, demonstrating the discipline he instilled in his men. Brig. Gen. Barnard Elliott Bee, Jr., exhorted his own troops to re-form by shouting, "There is Jackson standing like a stone wall." That is how Jackson was named Stonewall Jackson

katherine jackson 

Katherine Jackson the mother of nine children five of them were in the infamous band The Jackson 5 (somewhere along the line it became six). Jermaine Jackson, Tito Jackson, Randy Jackson, Michael Jackson, Jackie Jackson, Marlon Jackson, Latoya Jackson, Rebbie Jackson and Janet, Ms. Jackson if your nasty. So seeing as how she's had that many children she obviously is very tough. Before the Jackson 5 was a hit she and her family of ten were living in a very small house on Jackson Street ironic huh? So going from that small two roomed house to what I'm going to assume was a fairly large mansion was a big change. I don't know where I'm going with this so I'm just gonna say, Mama Katherine could Kick. Your. Ass.
Katherine Jackson is honestly the kind of mother I and everybody else wish they had.

MICHAEL JACKSON 

HEE HEE
Hee hee said Michael Jackson

Baby Jackson

A baby that has some correlation to every celebrity in the world and makes people cringe.
Baby Jackson: I am now going to party with The Rock (In low Baby Voice)
Guy 1: Cringe (Aka Jealous)
Baby Jackson by BabyJackson2020 September 28, 2020