Iron Maiden

A very OVERRATED and very unoriginal band who sounds like shit so what's the fuckin use?
`
You can't disagree that they're overrated.Just look at all of these definitions these kids have made calling them the 'best band ever'.Uh,excuse me? How could they be anywhere near the best band ever when they sound like shit and are retarded?

Iron Maiden sounds like Homosexual Opera to me.It's like a more homosexual version of opera anyways.Sure the guitar work is pretty good but that's nothing unique.Lots of great guitar players in the world.Their bass players' alright too.So what.There's lots of good bass players out there.Their singer fucking sucks almost as bad as Axl Rose.Their songs are dumb.Their lyrics are retarded.They are not the best anything (not even the best metal band).

by YOU SHIT IN YOUR PANTS September 25, 2005

Iron Maiden

"Female" that put the fear of God in men everywhere. Had classic she-mullet with shaved side burns.

Dude #1: Are you going to the basketball game?
Dude #2: Hell no!
Dude #1: Why not?
Dude #2: I heard that the Iron Maiden might be there.
Dude #1: Shit, I'm outy!

by Zeke May 7, 2005

ironist

a person who either constantly points out irony in a situation or is obsessed with irony

if someone says "oh the irony" quite a lot then they are most likely a ironist.

by michiko kosoof July 23, 2008

iron clamp

"When having anal with a girl doggy style and right before the climax you punch you partner in the back of the head and she clenches her ass cheeks and therefore causing the IRON CLAMP".

" uarrgg babe I'm about to cum "
wHACk👊
"Too tight" you clenched to hard
"Babe you iron clamped me

by Pussy-destroyer100 December 17, 2013

Iron Fist

when you fist a bitch so hard, her asshole explodes

Billy: are you ready?
Stacy: for what?
billy: THE IRON FIST BITCH
Stacy: UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by itsyaboyskinnypenis March 21, 2017

cast iron cow shit

(n.) slang for the frozen mud surrounding any vehicle parked on muddy areas and left to freeze in over winter.

It's stuck in this cast iron cow shit.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

waffle iron

A "Waffle Iron" is when you bang a girl or guy from behind, while holding their face into a chain-link fence. You hold their face (firmly) against the fence until after you've blown their mind.

When they remove their face from the fence, they will be left with waffle marks.

Richard wanted to break my face after he looked in the mirror and saw the Waffle Iron I gave him!

by Honesteven August 6, 2012