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functionally insane

A completely unreasonable person who constantly reacts with anger or any other extreme emotion when they do not get their way often over simple things "normal" individuals take in stride, but not insane enough to be placed in a home (due to frequency of occurences) but still causes enough misery and grief for themselves and others around them.
Melissa made us all uncomfortable when she kicked the walls and struck herself repeatedly when she learned a check she wrote bounced at the bank. A simple error drove her into a rage and we all believe she is functionally insane.
by Foxy Funderburke September 20, 2009
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instant tradition

Something that as soon as it is done becomes decided upon to repeat the next year and years to come. Does not necessarily have to had been done previous years to be defined an instant tradition.
The boys, after going Christmas Caroling on Halloween, decided to make it an instant tradition, and do it every year afterwards.
by Radkomir September 26, 2013
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instafucker

What you can say if you see a hot girl that you would want to have relations with immediately.
"Man, that girl is Hot!"
"Hell yeah, I'd instafucker"
by DJ @WP February 9, 2006
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instab

"I never saw that abbreviation before."

Used when you encounter some Internet acronym, especially if you can discern what it means even though you never saw it before.
person 1: iswydt

person 2: instab

1: huh?

2: You're using shorthand for that insipid phrase "I see what you did there." I saw what you did there even though I hadn't seen that abbreviation before.

1: huh?

2: instab means "I never saw that abbreviation before."
by Onomarchus December 10, 2008
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instant Jizz

When something is Amazing, you call it instant jizz
Jeffrey: When Allie called it was " Instant jizz "
Adam: I ate that cinnabun it was 'instant jizz"
Noah: That Muffin was " Instant Jizz "
by NOAHadamJEFF February 6, 2010
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Instalike

The act of receiving, or giving, a Facebook 'like' instantly after posting a comment or status update.
(12:30) Dan: "Keep your pimp hand strong"
(12:30:05) Cody: *like*
(12:32) Dan: (to himself) "Ah, an instalike. Nice."
by Big C My Friends June 1, 2011
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instagram pussy

Instagram Pussy (Noun) - Pussy so good you have to tap twice.
Ex. "Damn shorty from last night had that Instagram Pussy son!!!"
by Exel Muzik February 15, 2014
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