no homo

Everyone has a little gay in them. In fact, if you say this, it makes you more gay.

Person 1: No homo, man.
Person 2: Man, you literally smacked my ass just now.

Person: Okay. *hugs Person 1* Still no homo?
Person 2: *facepalm*

by guy 155 April 17, 2021

Hooky Homo

A Hooky Homo is when your homie sends you a dick pic either accidentally or on purpose

"Hunter, I didn't mean to send you a Hooky Homo I meant to send you pics of this cute girl." Said Caleb

by The reatards June 17, 2021

chipola homala

when the debts of ur assholes are unleashed into the world and suddenly and you start ferociously exploding out of your ass and suddenly you start flying around the earth and you come back to chipotle and you get urge to eat happens this is called the chipola homala paradox

1. oh my gosh my ass is exploding i think i have chipola homala 2. my ass is having severe minor concussions i am a victim of chipola homala

by DoreenVT June 21, 2021

no homo lmao

“No homo lmao” is something said by “straight “ men who are to scared to admit they’re gay and are so far in the closet they can see Mr. Tumnus from Narnia .

*John and Brady kiss *

John: No homo lmao

later

Brady: it’s not gay bc we said no homo lmao

by ….hi…. November 24, 2021

Chomo Homo

When you are trying to make things work, but you don't have enough and don't know what's going on.

Guy 1: Looks around
Guy 2: What is it?
Guy 1: I don't know
Guy 2: Chomo homo

by Qail97 February 20, 2022

STRAIGHT HOMO

legitimately the best song ever made anyone who says otherwise is just a hater and a femboy

Bro this song is Straight homo

by Weeb_god557 April 18, 2022

no homo tho

when you say something sus 😏 between you and someone of the same gender, but both of you are straight and you say “no homo tho” for the other person not to get the wrong impression about your sexuality

bryan: bro you looking good today
alex: uhm what?
bryan: no homo tho

by indi3_l0v3r July 26, 2022