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as long as i have a hole in my arse

A phrase tacked on the end of a statement regarding the unlikeliness of something to happen. Can be swapped out with phrases such as "when pigs fly" or "when hell freezes over."

Popularized by BBC series "Life on Mars."
There will never be a female prime minister as long as I have a hole in my arse.
by Rpg July 24, 2006
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North Haven Middle School

A low down school with major leakages and needs a lot of fixing up, but has good staff. It has been around for years, and used to be the old high school, but people couldn't find the time/money to build a new school for a middle school, so they used the old high school... that was not such a good choice, so whoever made that happen, you can go fuck yourself and die in a hole.
The students are either skanks or douches. The majority of them are Italian, so they try to reenact Jersey Shore like it is their job.
"Hey did you ever go to North Haven Middle School?"
"WTF no, that place is filled with shit and skanks."
by trickster246 February 18, 2012
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haven

a beautiful white woman, commonly mistaken for a puerto rican. She is often identified by her long,lucious blonde hair and ability to make you step your pimp game.
"Haven, good call the precense of a secret trap is fundamental to finding your rapper equivalent. That the must make silk tha shoka!! No glove? I likey!
by ALICIArenee April 7, 2007
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hated on

The day a person is killed in malice
R.I.P Jeremy James Scott

Born 4-12-86
Hated On 8-12-05
by Edy_Bayshore November 19, 2007
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I have a blue car

Originating from internet forums where miscellaneous discussers made it easier to brag by just saying "I have a blue car"
Sure you got laid last weekend but I have a blue car.
by Sementman November 9, 2008
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have a spoon

a defiant demand usually used to add emphasis to eat my ass
Have a spoon... so you EAT MY ASS! FUCK YOU!
by Hodgit August 6, 2004
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Should have put a towel down

A phrase commonly used after one has sex, usually in the missionary position, where the semen gets on the sheets.
<Baby that was great.>
<Yeah, should have put a towel down though. This shits ruined.>
by Ruined Sheets September 2, 2010
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