by Glizzy Glutton May 20, 2021
Get the Hairy Glizzy mug.To have a hairy kipper is to be extremely agitated, angry and worked up about an issue. Similar to being triggered.
Friend 1 - "Can I stay over at your house tonight?"
Friend 2 - "Don't think so mate, my mum would throw a hairy kipper."
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"Someone asked my mum to do a painting for them and she had a hairy kipper"
Friend 2 - "Don't think so mate, my mum would throw a hairy kipper."
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"Someone asked my mum to do a painting for them and she had a hairy kipper"
by TheHairyKipper May 31, 2021
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Hairy Devon is the the area of a males head that bald's first, commonly on the crown of a males head a rounding bald spot resembling the end of a devon/polony roll (Famous Australian Sandwich filling) with hair sprouts coming out, like a slice of wet devon fell on a barber's shop floor.
Hairy Devon is the the area of a males head that bald's first, commonly on the crown of a males head a rounding bald spot resembling the end of a devon/polony roll (Famous Australian Sandwich filling) with hair sprouts coming out, like a slice of wet devon fell on a barber's shop floor.
by B-rad's Bro April 28, 2021
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Get the hairy butterfly mug.When you place you hairy nut sack on you significant other’s forehead while she pounds your meat stick with her little hands, as she’s stroking you bust your load in her eyes and start snapping in her ears to create the crackle affect.
by anonymous July 3, 2025
Get the Hairy Firecracker mug.Maroon Hairy J is a common nickname for italian-american males named Josh. They are often given this nickname by friends due to the abundance of hair stemming from their scalp and upper-lip area, and the frequency in which they wear maroon-colored clothes.
MHJ (shorthand) is typically a stoner friend who believes all republicans belong in hell. Their favorite TV character is shaggy from the scooby-doo series due to the similarities they share in personality and personal acumen. Often times a MHJ will become agitated at the use of "Maroon Hairy J", but will shortly afterwards use it in self-deprecating jokes that make their closest friends laugh AT them further.
MHJ (shorthand) is typically a stoner friend who believes all republicans belong in hell. Their favorite TV character is shaggy from the scooby-doo series due to the similarities they share in personality and personal acumen. Often times a MHJ will become agitated at the use of "Maroon Hairy J", but will shortly afterwards use it in self-deprecating jokes that make their closest friends laugh AT them further.
Guy 1: Who just shit diarrhea all over this fucking bed!
Guy 2: I think it was that fucking creep Maroon Hairy J
Maroon Hairy J: Sorry guys I ate some extra greasy gabagool! My bad, I will clean it up in a few days!
Guy 2: I think it was that fucking creep Maroon Hairy J
Maroon Hairy J: Sorry guys I ate some extra greasy gabagool! My bad, I will clean it up in a few days!
by The Gronchler August 26, 2025
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