Someone hogging the bench unnecessarily that you intended to sit on. Paticularly if you were gonna snog on it.
"Jade, lift your fat arse and stop being a bench hog!" Yelled Becky in eager anticipation to sit down and make out with her boyfriend.
"No chance. You'll be hogging the bench then, while I play goose!" Jade replied good-naturedly.
"No chance. You'll be hogging the bench then, while I play goose!" Jade replied good-naturedly.
by Sarah666 August 19, 2007
Get the bench hogmug. An AIR HOG is a pneumatic version of a "wet willie", to perform an AIR HOG one needs to spit a large loogie into the persons ear then quickly press your mouth to their ear and blow as hard as you can focing said loogie deep into there ear canal.
by CAMPERSHELLED June 5, 2025
Get the Air Hogmug. 1. a greedy person.
2. a large motorcycle, in particular a Harley Davidson.
3. a young sheep before the first shearing.
4. keep or use all of (something) for oneself in an unfair or selfish way.
2. a large motorcycle, in particular a Harley Davidson.
3. a young sheep before the first shearing.
4. keep or use all of (something) for oneself in an unfair or selfish way.
1. "Don't be such a hog; leave some cake for the others."
2. She revved the engine of her hog, the deep rumble echoing down the street.
3. The farmer carefully separated the hog from the older ewes.
4. "he never hogged the limelight"
2. She revved the engine of her hog, the deep rumble echoing down the street.
3. The farmer carefully separated the hog from the older ewes.
4. "he never hogged the limelight"
by Arminkshipper April 15, 2025
Get the hogmug. The first joint your high school buddy rolled at night in the backseat of you Ford Ltd listening to Freddie Mercury jam on an 8 track. Little on ends, phat hump in center.
by Jbjr4vols July 12, 2024
Get the bohemian humpback hog legmug. An aggressive motorcycle rider who tries to intimidate larger vehicles that could easily kill them. Chihuahua-Hogs are all bark with no bite, and frequently ride in groups.
by iCaveman May 30, 2025
Get the Chihuahua-Hogmug. by Longhead69 December 2, 2023
Get the Hog Nutmug. Hi how are you I did you get your homework and your phone number so so sorry to miss your call bye love bye see if I wanna was.
by Tefvb June 20, 2019
Get the Hogmug.