Big Hairy Monkey Balls

Ballsacks from big monkeys with a lot of testicle hair
Jimmy: Tyrone has big hairy monkey balls
Tyrone: Thank you Jimmy
*they proceeded to fuck for 3 days straight*
by jongWITHtheSHLONG April 06, 2023
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Hairy lady watchdog

Usually a quirky twitter woman/furry that doesn't like it when men make fun of some other quirky twitter woman's/furry's unibrow and overgrown armpit hair they show off on Tik Tok/Twitter to defeat the patriarchy.
Normal human being: I'm really not into hairy girls but you keep up being pressed about it.
HLW: Well she don't want you either!
Normal human being: Whatever you say, hairy lady watchdog.
by kaidrilled December 06, 2022
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Hairy vanbrackle

The small tuft of hair above the small of the back.
When he wears that crop top his hairy vanbrackle pops.
by Bees33 September 21, 2023
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Hairy Red Lobster

When a guy whips out his junk as he jumps off a diving board.
Dude, see those chicks over there on the other side of the pool? I'll bet you 20 bucks you won't show em your hairy red lobster.
by Hairy Red Lobster February 13, 2021
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hairy nuts

hairy penises known as the hairy utensil
jack: hi Simon
simon: i have hairy nuts
jack: fuck off
by timmy the fat nigger February 10, 2022
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Hairy trench

A particularly deep cavernous vagina, especially one with copious amounts of pubes. Other related words or phrases include the hairyanous trench, bearded clam, ax(e) gash, fish pocket, ham wallet, tuba slot.
Ex: man 1: dude I hooked up with Joan last week, bitch got a hairy trench.
Man 2: ah dude that sucks. You’d think she was tidy type.

Ex: upon removing her pants and underwear John noticed that Mary had a horrifically mangled and unkempt vagina, she definitely had a hairy trench
by Fredrick Quicksilver March 19, 2022
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Hairy Baird

A mixed alcoholic beverage comprising Guinness, Coke and Morgan's Rum.
"Geese us a Hairy Baird mister!"
by LanceSmith March 31, 2009
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