salty goggles

The act of placing ones ball sack over the bridge of another persons nose.

(Best done when a good sweaty lather is present. Two mile run should suffice)

Dan: How's it going buddy?

Jon: Not so good.

Dan: Oh ya... Why's that?

Jon: Well I went for a run today.

Dan: Ah.. you sore?

Jon: No. I decided to give the girl the salty goggles when I got back. She didn't find it nearly as funny as I did.

Dan: Was it worth it?

Jon: Absolutely

by BizNastyMcSpatchy August 9, 2009

Shooting Goggles

The act of giving someone a dirty look. The look is for that plain look in the person's eye's when they give you that dirty look and or the lazy eyed look. Making them look like they are wearing a pair of goggles.

"Mom why you shooting goggles at me?"

by Cmele aka GoD of 973 August 16, 2009

Beer Goggles

Typically occurring after the event, where due to earlier inebriation, an individual realises that their partner is not as attractive as they thought they were last night.

You must have had your beer goggles on when you met him / her!

by george9601 November 21, 2011

ho goggles

The nonprescription glasses girls wear to make them appear smarter and less slutty than they actually are

Stacy started wearing ho goggles but she isn't fooling anybody. That bitch gets passed around more than the collection plate at church

by ghostfaced April 17, 2012

Girl Goggles

Extremely large sunglasses typically worn by women.

Guy one: Shannon got so drunk at the party last night, did you see her eyes?

Guy 2: no, she hid them behind her girl goggles

by nikongod March 8, 2013

Falcon Goggles

A crippling condition inflicted upon male cadets of the US Air Force Academy that:

1. Causes female cadets that would be average or unattractive anywhere else to appear acceptably attractive, or worse, hot (see golden pussy syndrome, fool's golden pussy syndrome);

2. Causes any female not wearing a military uniform (which, by the way, makes any woman seem unattractive despite any original attractiveness) to appear far more attractive than reality would suggest;

3. May be abbreviated as "foggles", and when coupled with beer goggles, cause the victim to become foboogled, in which case he's probably going to hook up with a very ugly chick sometime soon.

1. Riley is a 5 to most people, but among cadets with Falcon Goggles, she becomes a 7.

2. Justin's Falcon Goggles gives him an irresistible urge to hit on any civilian chick he sees.

3. Cadet X: "I can't believe you hooked up with Kimmie last night. That bitch isn't remotely cute."

Cadet Y: "Dude I was so drunk I barely remember what she looks like."

Cadet X: "Sounds like you were foboogled then. How unfortunate."

Cadet Y: "I don't care man. Still got me dick wet."

by Definitely Not Cadet Y October 4, 2013

VR Goggs

common term for all brand of 3D Virtual Reality goggles / 3D VR headsets / 3D VR glasses

Oculus Rift is a brand of VR Goggs.

by dkrem1227 July 1, 2015