Goody two shoes

A person (almost always a female) who tries to be as good and "clean" as humanly possible. She is more often than not a staunch conservative and takes pride in her virginity and her practice of abstinence. She is definitely a God-fearing girl who always goes to church every Sunday, and indeed, based on the way she dresses, she looks like she's going to church every day. She cannot abide it when people cuss in front of her–the most extreme goody two shoeses faint when hearing foul language–and of course she would never consider smoking, drinking, doing drugs, or having any physical contact with a boy beyond holding hands or perhaps a kiss on the cheek. Can be nice but eventually begins to lecture you about your "sinful" lifestyle and just becomes a pest.

"Oh no, she wouldn't even think of going to that house party. She's such a little goody two shoes."

by The_Traitor November 2, 2016

morning glory

a tasty vegetable dish in Thailand

Fried Morning Glory: Crisp and snappy Morning Glory sautéed with fresh garlic and soybean sauce.

by caipilicious September 7, 2004

Goofy Goober

When you and your sexual partner put each other’s mucus on the males dick and the girls sucks all of it off.

Mark:” Yeah bro, me and Melissa tried the goofy goober last night. That shit was hot!” Jimbo: “Oh yeah? How’s that done?” Mark:”so basically the girl puts her mucus on your dick and then the guy puts all of his in the girls hand and rubs it all over the guys dick”

*call ends*

by YuvgDaggerDick August 14, 2018

goodyear girl

A woman of any age that appears to have a tire hidden around her waist, seen through any article of clothing that she may wear. Also known as a pussy bumper.

"That girl looks like she ate a tire, I guess she's a goodyear girl."

by ajhe1 November 2, 2008

glory balm

noun:

1) Ointment used to treat rashes obtained at Glory Holes

2) Salve for reducing irritation and inflammation caused by inserting ones penis through a Glory Hole

Hey Harvey, ya got any Glory Balm?

Yeah - you itching again from that truck-stop men's room incident?

by EvilBastid October 26, 2013

Gloryhole

The thing James Charles likes to stick his tee is weenie peen into

No way this rock has so many gloryholes

by PringleHULK April 27, 2020

Baby Glory

A mixture of too much excitement and too much laughter at the point where your laughing way too hard that you start making faces and purposly start laughing a different way usually a funny laugh. This mostly happens when you are under the influance of marijuana and Baby Glories usually never happen on your own.

(2 friends: after laughing to hard, making faces and laughing several different ways.)

Damn dog mean ass Baby Glory right thurr.

by Chito Tafy February 19, 2009