Google University

A social media phenomenon where a commenter attempts to demonstrate knowledge obtained by searching on Google. This person has no legitimate degree from an accredited institution in said subject/topic, but will use unverified & inaccurate sources from websites searched on the search engine to prove their point on the topic being discussed.

After reading a ridiculous comment from someone that posted a link:

"Oh look, someone got their degree from Google University".

by BeltonBelle November 25, 2014

Google Fucked

When the directions you've downloaded from Google are wrong and you don't end up at the desired destination.

Dude, I totally would have been here on time except that I got google fucked.

by DPMistress March 2, 2009

Googolsexplex

Ten to the power of a googolquinplex.

Googolsexplex is a large number.

by Fomt July 2, 2006

google weenie

Someone who is utterly dependent on their computer and the web for their information, who is incapable of thinking without hitting Google, who's adding on the brain fat sitting down.

"I gave him the address of the party but it didn't show up on mapQuest. The man's turning into a Google Weenie!"

"He says he can't find the site so it must not exist. Google Weenie strikes again!"

by jasgee November 14, 2007

Google

1. used as a verb to indicate using an internet search engine (normally Google itself) to look up a subject

2. internet search engine

1. "Hold on, just let me google her."

2. "I use Google when I look up things for school, even though I normally end up on Wikipedia."

by Kikie January 15, 2008

googlism

Googlism.com will find out what Google.com thinks of you, your friends or anything.

Googlisms for Bill Gates:
bill gates is satan' page
bill gates is satan conspiracy theory
bill gates is a satanic worshiper who uses microsoft to gain
bill gates is richer than
bill gates is the anti christ
bill gates is a theif
bill gates is on the bus
bill gates is a hero
bill gates is darth vader
bill gates is opening windows on world health

by LN November 24, 2004

google

1 v. To search for a term or terms using the Google search engine.
2 n. A highly-used search engine that is considered the most effective on the internet by many
3 n. The number 1, followed by 100 zeros.

I googled for a serial to Windows XP, but I found a German porn site instead.

Google owns Yahoo's ass.

I have been to that fucking site a google times.

by BTTF Man February 28, 2007