gardie

Australian slang among fishermen for the Garfish.

Did you catch anything mate?

Yeah, a couple of gardies!

by M February 4, 2005

Garrison

A guy who will make you fall in love with him and then cheat on you, lie about it, and swears he loves you. But wait, before he says that he says that he hated you for something YOU NEVER FUCKING DID but still said he loved you over the time you were together. He'll also fuck over nice people and fuck up their meaning of love.

My ex was such a Garrison.

by Katerina and Elijah December 26, 2018

Garrett

A really fat lazy bitch that loves eating once you given him a burger he will destroy that burger he sits around hes moms house in the basement eating chips

Garrett - fat and lazy

by Tony riveras September 15, 2019

Gabriel

He fat ass nigga that eats fat shit and children. He sucks cats dicks till it’s red. He has blue waffle.

Why is my cats dick red, Gabriel?!
Idk😉

by Gabrielfucker March 13, 2020

garrett

The act of thinking of having a sex change

I may have a garrett

by tlnh123 June 15, 2013

Garfield

the most retarded and un-funny comic in exsistance that somehow grosses ~1billion dollars a year on stupid consumers

Garfield: DERP HERP DERP
Audience: hahaha lets spend money

by Both Chooch and Bambam June 12, 2010

Garrett

The kind of guys you would shoot twice in the chest if ever faced with a difficult decision. Find your self in a predicament, shooting this man would be your best bet.

"If I had to choose between Pizza and Ice Cream, I would shoot Garrett twice!"

by shine12 May 7, 2015