garden meditation

Thoughtfully tending to your ladygarden; jilling off.

Lady Chatterley thought of Mellors and his John Thomas as she indulged in a little garden meditation.

by Mavis O'Reilly June 1, 2018

Garden gnoming

The act of laying down in a garden bed and having sex. Or shortened to gnomed. Example - have you gnomed anyone lately?

Have you been garden gnoming lately?

by Threetrumpetsandastrumpet June 7, 2018

gardem

Protecting/protect someone that you love with all your will.

You can just GardEm because the 'em' behind is for the person that you are talking about.

by DanwithaD July 1, 2018

gardini

A friend-mom that is your daughter and husband at the same time

A: gardini I need more food
B: bitch do it yourself

A: divorce

by PotatoArt February 20, 2018

Galedictorian

A genuinely smart female person.

Look at MalPuck, she's so smart - she's got the demeanor of a galedictorian!

by RyanMcCarthy July 17, 2018

Gabed

to swiftly remove one's pants and underwear for their personal embarrassment without their approval.

Dillon was embarrassed when he was gabed by Toby infront of his aunt.

by semester5000 August 17, 2018

gaeedin

Gaeedin refers to Bring the An out of the Urban dictionary. GAEEDIN goes back to 4500 years ago when the first "ane ghazie darar" Brought the An out of something. It also means having "dokhool & khorooj" inside someone else.

"Gaeedin" with the urban dictionary.

"Gaeedin" , stop searching your name!

by Makan_2018 August 17, 2018