Goobushed

When you innocently use Google to search for something and you end up getting a porn or fetish website.

Kelly: "In a nostalgia moment i searched for a picture of wrist slappers from our childhood and got a weird fetish website."
Will: "Yea, you totally got goobushed"

by Jamminator#1 July 14, 2011

Goobleshabin

To goobleshabin, pronounced. (goo-bl-sh-a-bin)

To wander aimlessly with alcohol, on hand, drunk with a group of people (more than four) past midnight.

"What are you doing tonight?"
"I'm going to goobleshabin with the guys."

by GrnRooster November 6, 2012

goobtard

A nerdy person that also manages to look stupid.

"Wow, that kid is a mouth-breather wearing socks and sandals. What a goobtard!"

by Nodda-Goobtard September 27, 2013

goobleberry

when forget to shower

oh goobleberry, i forgot to shower

by jim man 21212212 November 27, 2013

goobleydoo

West Australian monster that drops from trees. Similar to drop bears

Did you hear about that grade 3 that was attacked by a goobleydoo. I bet she wished she had listened to her father.

by dropbear dave December 10, 2013

goober sploshen

An English translation roughly meaning 'Crying Mary'. An act comprising of leaking menstruation blood into a sexual partners eyes, resembling Mary crying blood.

She gave a mean goober sploshen, I can still smell iron through my sinuses.

by dickstrips May 20, 2014

goobend

To act or look like an idiot.

Don't be such a goobend!

by redboots1 May 27, 2014