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That with which homo sapiens will be reunited via what has commenced as the internet. Universal Consciousness (god), by definition, has no corporeal aspect other than that which it enjoys by being imbued into intelligent, i.e.consious, organisms -- an important one of which is homo sapiens. Other, perhaps superior, examples within our frame of reference include marine mammals, especially porpoises and dolphins with high brain mass / convolution depth and frequency to body mass ratio. But how,for now anyway, can we speak for them? We can't. So, back to the "big uplink"....

OK... god can't feel a thing. In the past, the role of homo sapiens in bringing some tactile and, whoa, much other, input to god has been popularly (an understatement) interpreted in such terms as "...he gave his only begotten son..." Whatever.

In reality, it seems to me to be much simpler and much less emotional than that: God can't feel... so we're here to feel and report back. Enough with the only begotten son crap, in my opinion.

So the Big Uplink has been under way for ages... only without the link having yet formed. Enter: the internet.

Bottom line: eventually all human tactile, corporeal, emotional, intellectual, and perceived spiritual experience is made knowable for god (converted to pure intelligence) through that which has started out as digital technology and the 'net. Eventually, bodies become obsolete. Eventually, all physical experience from chidbirth (from both points of view) through death(from a virtually infinite number of points of view) is translated into 1's and 0's, or wherever digital leads... and god just GETS IT. There's your "meaning of life", eh? Fits about every paradigm laid out thus far...

Anybody have a serious explanation more intuitively satisfying? Let's here it...
Internet EQUALS The Big Uplink.

This concept makes time travel (just around the corner) even MORE cool to think about...
by Littleflower November 16, 2004
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God leveled up! That's just how Mafia works¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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when someone tryna lie and make you believe it
Genny: Did you clean up that nasty @ss room?
You: Yea momma, d@mn
Genny: curse again. please. curse again
You: On god ma, you annoying as fvck
Genny: *Whips out belt*
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It's meaning is simply this: Kim Woojin

This word is for those who practice the wooligion and live in wooville.

Have a good day :)
Him: Did you see God, today?
Her: Woojin God
by ClassySungie September 22, 2019
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WOW UR DIK IS LIK GOD
by Nigerian Boiz 69 April 15, 2018
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The dude that Lives upstairs and rules u and everyone around u.
"Wow, God really doesn't like me today"
by BadBich March 18, 2017
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the reason everything is in existence. PEOPLE SHOULD ACCEPT HIM SO THEY COULD GO TO HEAVEN.... AND NOT BE CASTED INTO THE BURNING LAKE OF FIRE KNOWN AS HELL
God, we thank you for everything and we know that you sent your son to die for our sins. I ask you to come into my heart and save me from going to hell
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