Floridan

A misspelling/mispronunciation of the word Floridian. A person from Florida is a Floridian. Floridan is a mistake made by ignorant and uneducated people.

That guy Billy Bob keeps calling himself a Floridan. I can't tell if he's stupid or just drunk.

by ajfl September 18, 2016

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florida firecracker

When a horny individual is receiving anal penitration and his or her partner pulls outs, and throws in a lit firecracker. The partner proceeds to deepen the firecrack with it's penis or strap on, to ensure maximum depth is achieved. When the firecrack explodes, a mixture of blood, cum, and shit comes out (we like to call this mixture 'baby jesus juice').
The partner then catches this mixture and keeps it in his closet and lets it age for some time.

When it has reached desired age, mix it with 'Minute Maid Orange Juice' and serve it at a Tampa Bay Devil Rays Game...
Whilst the victims are drinking the 'b.j.j.', shit and fart as much as possible.

Bob:: Hey carl,
Carl:: Ya Bob?
Bob:: Whats that thing you gave that one guy?
Carl:: Sifilus?
Bob:: No the other thing.
Carl:: Oh, a Florida Firecracker.

by b h January 2, 2009

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Florida • Florian • florida man • floris • floridian • Florida State University • Floridiots • Florin • florida gators • Florida Christian School (FCS)

Florian

Guy who motorboat peoples ass for fun :)

Ranur "Did you hear he lost the odds?"
2. guy "Serr? what did he do?"
Ranur"He totaly florian'd him"

by DuVett;) December 28, 2018

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Florian

Will fuck your friends. Try to get in circles and get involved where he doesnt belong. Also can make you feel special when he does that to everyone. Passer of stds and dipps to ur friends. Weird

"Weird bruh over there trying to talk to my lady when his date is next to him"
"Typical Florian, beat him up"
"I might have too"

by B_ spitta June 25, 2019

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