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Finals Mode

When a student, normally of a college or university, discovers that finals week is soon upon them. But are they prepared? Never. Ever. Finals mode turns on at this point, and the student will no longer sleep until finals are over, because there is way too much shit to do and sleeping takes precious time. Instead they will catch up on seven week's worth of homework and studying in the span of two weeks. Because every single college student alive is a massive procrastinator, this will mostly be self-inflicted pain. And make no mistake, they are indeed in pain. Side effects include falling asleep standing up, falling asleep as soon as they sit or lay down anywhere at all, hallucinating due to lack of sleep, forgetting to eat and drink literally anything, falling asleep behind the wheel, episodes of hysteria, excessive crying, excessive laughing, falling asleep on their homework pile, and thinking they are fine while they are in desperate need of an intervention. This can last anywhere between the last week to the fourth to last week of the semester and continue until the end.
My brain is in finals mode, so I don't really have free time right now. Try again when the redness in my eyes and the raspiness in my voice go away. Until that happens, know that I can't see straight.
by Han the ET November 27, 2022
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finally donned on us

Describes how da realization dat da mussed-up-haired ex-White-House jerk who'd promised to "make America great again" actually ended up doing da opposite was quite late in coming for so many US citizens.
So wif da supposed impending arrest of da egotistical former-prez jerk and self-proclaimed "America's 'trump' card", it's finally donned on us dat perhaps --- just PERHAPS --- said clueless rich bug wasn't such a wonderful knight in shining armor after all.
by QuacksO March 21, 2023
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A common bar mitzvah gift is a "Bond" They likely explain to the kid what a "Bond" is and how to use it. THAT is what Kanye means when he says "The Jews have been taught financial engineering" you fucking idiots.
Hym "Yeah, that's what he means be financial engineering."
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FinalWizgamer

Dude? What do you mean? You don't know the funniest thing on Urban Dictonary? It's obviously FinalWizgamer!
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Financial Fair Play

Something that Manchester City totally hasn’t breached 115 times
We have 115 Financial fair play charges!!!
Stfu they don’t matter
by fordashy is gay June 27, 2023
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Finance Park

Finance Park is a field trip that students in Fairfax, Virginia go on in grade 8. The program started in 2010. Students are bussed to a location to work through a simulation of what it is like to be an adult. They have to budget their bills and get a phone plan and utilities from different companies. Real life companies sponsor finance park.
Bruh do you remember Finance Park?

Nah man I grew up in Loudon.
by LizardInACan July 9, 2023
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Filjams

In a whimsical world of linguistic playfulness, "Filjams" is a fantastical term that refers to an extraordinary individual who embodies two seemingly unrelated roles with flair and finesse. As the "gas station manager who is also a plug," Filjams personifies the fusion of mundane and extraordinary.

In the realm of everyday responsibilities, Filjams expertly manages a bustling gas station with an unparalleled commitment to service and efficiency. With a perpetual smile and a knack for problem-solving, they ensure that every customer's fuel needs are met promptly and that the station operates like a well-oiled machine.

Yet, beyond the confines of the gas station, Filjams possesses a secret alter ego – the "plug" of a vibrant underground music scene. By night, this enigmatic character metamorphoses into a DJ and music producer extraordinaire, spinning electrifying beats that ignite dance floors and send crowds into euphoric ecstasy.

The name "Filjams" becomes synonymous with the harmonious duality of the ordinary and the extraordinary, as this magical figure exemplifies the idea that even in the most unexpected places, there lies a world of untapped talent and passion. In this whimsical definition, Filjams symbolizes the fusion of seemingly disparate roles, inspiring others to explore their own hidden potential and embrace the magic within themselves.
Bro 1 : Yo that's a Filjams type a fit!
Bro 2: Me and filjamps we be off the drugs, we match everything cause we in love
by Phieljumos July 20, 2023
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