salad fingers 

I heard its whut a guy saw when he was tripping on acid and turned it into a flash cartoon

salad fingers creeps me out

salad fingers by Totototokok April 7, 2005

chicken fingers 

the type of enjoyable food that makes you like your fingers. the food which makes you feel sexual from licking your fingers after dipping them into sauce. also a way to make fun of someone who eats messily :) lol

you you turn me on with thos chicken figery hands do it dip them chicken fingers in that hot sauce.... again again i say

chicken fingers by Burdettian February 4, 2009

Virgin Fingers

To go for an extended period of time without painting your finger nails any color, including clear, at all.

Jesus Christ on rollerskates, woman! Look at your virgin fingers! Do you ever paint those?

Virgin Fingers by CaptainandSpanky March 19, 2010

pizza fingers 

the lingering smell on your fingers after you eat pizza....like if you dont wash your hands or your face or somethign and you can smell liek old pizza on your face..it doesnt smell like fresh hot pizza its like old. you knowa what i mean.

billy just ate pizza

20 minutes later

dude whats that smell
...my pizza fingers

pizza fingers by bitch im the bomb like tik tik August 22, 2011

Butter Fucking Fingers 

A common disorder that is more severe than just regular butter fingers. This disorder makes almost any type of grasping of the hand on an object impossible. This is due to the fact that their fingers only have one purpose and that purpose is to fuck butter. Butter is no longer on the fingers like butter fingers but it is now being fucked by the fingers. Thus making the fingers way too slippery and too greasy to attempt to grasp and keep a firm grip on any object.

Tom: "Woody how can you not be able to pick up that damn box!?"

Woody: "I have butter fucking fingers sir!"

Tom: "Oh I understand now."

Butter Fucking Fingers by Kai V October 5, 2009

Twinkle Fingers 

something 2+ people can do when 1 person says or does something funny/excellent, or owned someone.

the twinkle of fingers at someone, similar to the way a person would type on a keyboard.

no way i cant belive you did that, you owned her, twinkle fingers dude! (*twinkle fingers together*)

Twinkle Fingers by MGMaster5000 May 24, 2004

Penis Fingers 

Penis Fingers tend to happen when one is tired or intoxicated and cant seem to hit the right keys, or hit several extra keys all at the same time. Meaning No matter what you do your typing looks as if you typed it with your Penis.

John: whjat are yoiu up top tonight man?

Marc: Not much dude, seems like you have a case of Penis fingers tonight, lol.

John: seriouluy, I know right!?

Penis Fingers by Spazet May 16, 2011