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Fail

The act of being Slev Nard also known as Joe Bonardi or Fail Nard. Your sister is typically found on the ceiling and you often take shots of Captain Morgan that have been spiked with Viagra.
"Wow Slev Nard stop being such a fail and get your sister off of my ceiling"
by Pedigree Master September 26, 2011
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Failbang

To bring a female back to have sex but failing to have any sexual encounter.
Friend: Hey man so what happened?

You: It's not about failbanging that hot chick from work.

Friend: Haha damn!
by DC_1 November 29, 2012
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failacy

Noun: fail-acy

An attempt to characterize an argument as a fallacy that is itself a fallacy. That is, a failed fallacy.
A comment on a Guardian article about Ayn Rand says simply:

"And Ayn Rand was the ultimate hypocrite, relying on the state that she so despised to look after her in her final years."

A reply to that comment claims:

"This is the Ad Hominem Tu Quoque fallacy. This fallacy is committed when it is concluded that a person's claim is false because
1) it is inconsistent with something else a person has said, or
2) what a person says is inconsistent with her actions."

However, the original commenter never claimed Ayn Rand's claims were invalid, merely that she was a hypocrite. Therefore the claims that this is an "Ad Hominem Tu Quoque" fallacy is a failacy in itself. At best the original argument is a simple ad hominem fallacy, an attack against her person vs the argument. At worst it is a simple statement of fact and therefore the "Tu Quoque" claim is a Straw Man fallacy - an attack against a mischaracterization of the opponent's argument.
by Moschops April 17, 2017
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fail-roleplayer

The type of role layer who uses phrases such as *kicks*, *doges*, *punches*, and *kills*. Most commonly going by names like "Jake", "Jack", "Josh", and "DeathKillr". Often include things about their dating life in their roleplay name, like "single", "hot", or "needs gf". Often abbreviated with the term "FRPer".
Wow, that guy is such a fail-roleplayer. He said *kills* and then ran away.
by Jake/single/hot January 27, 2021
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effort fail

the act of putting in a lot of effort, yet resulting in a fail.
*ugly chick attempting to put on make-up to look hot*
Guy: woah dude, what an effort fail.
by largh June 2, 2009
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Sale fail

When a shop adds an item to the sale and hardly any money is saved or incorporates items into a deal with little or any money saved.
Bob: 'Hey Bill crates of Stella are on 2 for £20!'

Bill: 'How much are they usually?'

Bob: 'ummm...£9.99'

Bill: 'Oh i guess that's a sale fail then'
by nufc1105 January 24, 2010
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Lose Fail

A fail of ultimate proportions.
Adding a word to urban dictionary to prove it exists, is a Lose Fail.

or

Getting out of your car to yell at someone because you are road raging is a Lose Fail.

Wearing blue and green together is a Lose Fail.
by Funnyjelo April 1, 2010
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