Stop making these fake post

Tomorrow is not any national day so stop being thirsty and trying to grab dick with these fake ass post

They are annoying and unnecessary Stop making these fake post @omg-taetae

by Dionta April 11, 2019

Paddy Cake Fake-Out

When you play paddy cake with someone, and then "paddy cake" (hit) them really hard with the intent to harm them with either violence or as a friendly gesture, or to knock them away as a way to harm them or tell them to avoid you.

Person 1: "Let's play paddy cake!"
Person 2: "...fine."
*Playing paddy cake*
Person 2: *rears fist in a way that looks just like paddy cake*
Person 2: *launches fist forward*
Person 1: *flies backwards*

Plot twist: Person 2 was using a Paddy Cake Fake-Out

by ThatGuyAtParties November 15, 2019

The ‘cher with the fake coffee cup

That teacher who always walks around with a coffee cup-like water bottle in her hand even during lesson time.

“What’s the name of our Literature teacher?”
“The ‘cher with the fake coffee cup!”

by ACTethx February 12, 2020

wrestling is fake

what those asshole friends say when you enjoy wrestling

you: *enjoying wrestling minding your own business*
asshole friend: you know that wrestling is fake right
you: *gets up and kills him* did that feel fake bitch

by caleb_yeetyman May 6, 2020

Mr. Fakeberg

An insecured North American white individual obsessed with German identity and Nazism to hide his or her personality deficiencies behind it, harassing his or her victims by acting as a supperior race .

Hey Garry,look at that freaking Mr. Fakeberg over there.He thinks shaving his hair ,speaking to a vulnarable woman like that is making him look scary and supperior.
yeah .what a jerk,just ignore him.

by TourageKnight April 30, 2020

pump fake

To hold the blunt or joint in such a manner to where it looks to a fellow smoker as if you are attempting to pass it when in fact you are not.

Tyson goes to accept the blunt from Shane, and Shane quickly pulls it back to smoke. "I thought you were passing it," says Tyson. "Yeah, you really bit on that pump fake," Shane replies.

by carterthekid January 7, 2008

National failed talking stage day

National failed talking stage day is the day we celebrate and remember all of the situationship a that wasted our time 🤭. You can celebrate by shouting out the person that wasted your time on your Instagram story or just texting them “thanks for wasting my time hoe”!!! Share and celebrate!!

“Oh it’s national failed talking stage day”
“Ong?”
“Yea gng, ykw dat mean”
“Remember dat hoe I ghosted?”
“Yup, shout her out cuh”

by Kabcoamslc October 5, 2022