the attention a person (male) gets when they post a picture on facebook that attracts many women to comment on, and possibly increase the chances that a woman will sleep with you
by zagsbh May 24, 2010
noun-
One who uses facebook to convert or attempt to convert others as a proselyte in one's own religious faith or one's own political party, or to espouse one's doctrine.; One who recruits for conversion (a person) from one belief, doctrine, cause, or faith to another.; a royal douchebag; Also, especially British, face⋅book pros⋅e⋅lyt⋅iz⋅er.
verb- "facebook proselytize"
One who uses facebook to convert or attempt to convert others as a proselyte in one's own religious faith or one's own political party, or to espouse one's doctrine.; One who recruits for conversion (a person) from one belief, doctrine, cause, or faith to another.; a royal douchebag; Also, especially British, face⋅book pros⋅e⋅lyt⋅iz⋅er.
verb- "facebook proselytize"
Facebook Proselytizer- (status in news feed on Monday) "Hey all of you on my friends list... Healthcare reform is bad for our country! So much for global warming?!?!? The weather is fine! We are one step closer to overturning Roe vs. Wade! Yadda, yadda, yadda..."
Facebook Proselytizer- (status in news feed on Tuesday) "Ye must be born again!"
Facebook Proselytizer- (status in news feed on Wednesday) "The governor is a scumbag for blah blah blah"
Someone sane on the facebook proselytizer's friend list- "Man, what a douche!?!? Let's see... where's that person... Ah hah! There they are." *clicks the x to remove the facebook proselytizer from friend list* "That's much better."
Facebook Proselytizer- (status in news feed on Tuesday) "Ye must be born again!"
Facebook Proselytizer- (status in news feed on Wednesday) "The governor is a scumbag for blah blah blah"
Someone sane on the facebook proselytizer's friend list- "Man, what a douche!?!? Let's see... where's that person... Ah hah! There they are." *clicks the x to remove the facebook proselytizer from friend list* "That's much better."
by TertiaryColors July 20, 2009
by appa momo January 05, 2010
When someone (usually a guy) won't talk to you to your face but they'll comment on your statuses/pictures, post on your wall, poke you, send you messages, "like" everything you do, and facebook chat you so much that your Facebook account exploes.
Instances of "facebook balls"
Hey, what's up? (wall post or facebook chat)
Hahahahaha (status/picture comment)
"Like"
Hey, what's up? (wall post or facebook chat)
Hahahahaha (status/picture comment)
"Like"
by youwillnevagethislalalalala December 07, 2009
An activity whereby someone goes through your facebook list and adds your friends based on your connections. This is also popular on LinkedIn and MySpace.
by Steve Guyer October 15, 2007
a person who chronicles their daily minutia on facebook while believing that someone out there really gives a shit
by tjbf55 March 23, 2009
The inability to post anything potentially objectionable or politically incorrect to your facebook account out of fear that your boss or co-worker may see it and exact retribution or blackmail.
"Man, I would like to post this article about why marijuana should be decriminalized, but I can't because my boss could see it and then, there goes my promotion". "Dude, you're facebook cockblocked, for real".
by mp2009 February 04, 2009