Dog's Breakfast

When a woman masturbates using peanut butter as lube, allowing her loyal hound to clean up the scrumptious mess

"Fido's been looking a little down recently, perhaps he would enjoy a Dog's Breakfast?"
"Who's a good boy?"
"You seem quite happy this morning, had a dog's breakfast have we?"

by NotsoChillBill April 20, 2023

post-coitis breakfast

sex and breakfast in the morning

Are you enjoying our post-coitis breakfast? I hungry as shit for some reason.

by nostd3 March 5, 2023

Upper Nitra breakfast

An Upper Nitra breakfast is when you make scrambled eggs , and then eat them from woman's vagina. May be used if there aren't any clean plates in the house.

It's variant of PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST .

All plates were dirty in the morning, so I had Upper Nitra breakfast today.

by THOTenkopf August 11, 2018

Ben's Farewell Breakfast

An amazing event for young and old. Far more important than Gymnastics parties.

I can't come to Ben's Farewell Breakfast cause i'm totally retarded and wanna go to a kiddy gymnastic party. Wow i hate myself.

by TheGreenHam June 16, 2010

Breakfast of champions

A breakfast routine usually followed by champions or hoes involving jizz.

My school cafeteria offers great food, it truly feels like breakfast of champions.

by f me in the asssss September 27, 2021

breakfast bean

A person of British origination/ethnicity

Derogatory term for British/United Kingdom people.

"I did a DNA test and it said I was 93% Breakfast Bean!

by Messy97 September 29, 2023

Canadian Breakfast

when you pour maple syrup on her while you eat her out

I had an amazing Canadian Breakfast this morning with my wife

by bexface January 27, 2021