febuary 3rd

the day where you can eat all the pizza rolls you want! yep you heard it right! ALL THE PIZZA ROLLS U WANT!!!!

whats today?
its febuary 3rd!!
omg no way i need to head to the store to get pizza rolls !!
yeah you better hurry their almost out of stock!!

by pizzarollfairy February 3, 2021

February 10

National appreciate your bf/gf day.
February 10 is the day where you can appreciate your bf/gf and do whatever u want to do to them to make them happy.

Tommy: Hey gurl, its february 10th!
Brittney: Wym, its just a day...
Tommy: NO? ITS NATIONAL APPRECIATE YOUR GF/BF DAY!

by ur mom 2.0 February 7, 2021

fuck your friends february

This is a month of pleasure, coming after Jack off January. It's a month for celebrating you resisting women for a month, and this makes it time to celebrate.

Will you be my partner for Fuck Your Friends February?

by Jack off January January 27, 2018

No Fap February

You are not allowed to fap in February at all! Just like No Nut November, it's no Fap February!
If you fap, you lose!

Sam: Bro, it's no Fap February. I already lost...
Joe: I won't fap bro.

by Joking Joker January October 4, 2020

February 9

Dunk-Your-Head-Into-The-Toilet-Bowl Day. Cuz y'know you're a lil sh*t.

Bob: It's February 9. It's my birthday.

Robert (in the reflection replies): No it's not your birthday. It's Dunk-Your-Head-Into-The-Toilet-Bowl Day you lil sh*t.

by hoebert October 15, 2019

2nd February

Thats the day in Bulgaria of the male born children, but in some reasons (like a urban tradiotion)mostly marked as the day of the gay male people :) There are a lot of jokes conected with 2nd of February. Its an unofficial holiday for all gay people :)

Happy 2nd February bro :)

by skokomut February 21, 2011

February

The month given to honor Black History so they wouldn't get 30+ days

Slave: Why is February the shortest month?
Master: So you wouldnt get a full month!

by MichellePorter October 12, 2008