Ethan Girard

Skinny white kid who can’t do a pull-up

Wow you really pulled an Ethan Girard

by Gerhardt Ian April 26, 2022

ethan bennett!

small little man, goblin like. cracker. slave. if you have an ethan friend, dont be afraid to throw them like a ragoll. very retarded. doesnt know what 2+2 is. a fat small garlic goblin slave who smashed his relatives and pets in alabama.

get over here maypnaise monkey garlic goblin ethan bennett!

by thelowblow69 May 9, 2022

Ethan Neiens

A very attractive and perfect person. that has a great smile and is very cute.

Ethan Neiens is a very attractive person and his smile makes everyone around him happy.

by Strawberry140_0 January 3, 2022

Ethan Lindquist

Zest god

Hes acting like an Ethan Lindquist with his painted nails and crop top

by The Truth Teller Of NorthGate September 21, 2022

Ethan sus

Ethan is well known to be extremely sussy and should be voted out as impressive (if you know what I mean)

Ethan sus is sus we should vote him out

by JustYourAverageUrban December 16, 2021

Ethan Clemente

Chink Gook that likes jolin

Ethan Clemente is a chink gook

by anonymous December 23, 2021

HUGE ETHAN

A man (possibly named Ethan) who has grown to the size of approximately 53 football fields in height due to physical contact with ̨ͮ̊̈̃̽͒̍ͬ̐̒́̌͐̏́ͣ͌̃͊͏̳̬̺̭̻̫̩͝ ͣ͋̄̓̇̅ͥ̈́̓ͭ̃ͤ ̛̳̟̼͖̮̜̳͉̳̼̯̺̙̮̼̥̪̗̠̀ ̨̔̽̒ͧ̍̋̒̕͟҉ ͍͍̭͙͎̥̭̹͉͖̖̱͚͖ ̵͕̜̟̬̫̞̳͙̹̱͓̿͐̇̾̋͑̑ͥ̕͟ͅ ͧ̑̀͆̾͑̿ͭͭ̈̎҉̀ ͔̪̗̹͔̖̖ ͩͯͤ̄ͨͯͤͭ̂̚͠ ̨͇̖̟̜̺̼͓̭̺̞͢ ̨̤͙͚̘ͦͬͤͥ̓̑ͯ̀̊ͪ̄͐̄̚͞ ̢̥̯̻͕͖͕̩̹̱͚͕ͧ͂̿͆̀͗̓͆͒͗ͣͥ̈̀̕͢ ̴̡̣̼̣͈̟̥͕̖͓̮̟̬̙̖̦͊̽͊ͤ̓̏̿͆ͨ̍̍͛͊ͨ̚͘͘͜ ̨̤͎̪̘̳̞͎̖̱̼̭̳̤̬̤͓ͪ͆͒́ͣ̓̅ͬ͐ͫͣ̔̈ͮ̐͠ ̶̬̱͇͖͖̥̹̋̋̉̓̕͝͠ ̨̨̼̰̗̩̪ͥ͒ͫ͐ͨ̂ ̡̌̑̅ͯ͐ͤ̎͋͊ͨ ̻͓̻̞͖̠͠ͅ ͔̝͇̫̄̍̑͋̀̈͆͋̈́ͦ͢͡͝͞ ͦͧͫ͐̄̅ͪ͗҉̧̧͕̱͓̥͕̠͎̱̼̗͟͜ ́̐̈́̅̄ͥ͏́҉̵̮̠̬̮̘̙̲̭̬.

Person 1: "I heard HUGE ETHAN was at least 6'1"
Person 2: *Looks up at HUGE ETHAN whose head is currently in the clouds.* "Yeah I reckon that checks out."

by BigmanN908 March 30, 2022