Ethan Workbench

Someone of totally-opposite mentality and life-experience compared to that lazy rich-kid character who was all over the news a few years ago.

Some of the Ethan Workbenches of the world may suffer from indigencetion and otherwise have a boring and/or financially-rough existence, but at least they tend to know the true value of basic decency and responsibility, plus they generally don't go around tilting their noses in the air or steamrolling innocent victims in their father's Ford F-350 after drunkenly playing "spin the bottle" till all hours!

by QuacksO June 16, 2018

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ethan morton

Long mf schlong, not for a girl looking for a starter dick. dis mans with spread yo legs like you spread nutella on a sandwich. he’ll clap cheeks like a damn applauses. Ever wanted to know why it’s like to shaft yourself with a 14 inch still pipe from Home Depot?? look no further, just hook up with this man

guy-“aye you know ethan morton?”
girl-“how else do you think i got this bad limp”

by urbanmilf69 July 24, 2018

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shelbie and ethan

Shelbie and Ethan the cutest couple in the world, shelbie with her rocking ass,long brown hair ,Ethan with his amazing smile , long brown hair.

Guy 1 "Damn is that Shelbie and Ethan?"
Guy 2 "Yeah I think it is look at that rocking ass"

by Ree69420 February 6, 2019

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Ethan bryant

The fucking pig from barnyard hes retarded and know one likes him

Ethan Bryant that fucking retarded fuck

by Jerrbear1400 February 7, 2019

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Ethan’s fetish

A fetish for men’s poop

There’s a turd in the basement and the dog ate it he must have Ethan’s fetish

by Suman Graeber September 24, 2018

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Ethan The Dweeb

A person who sucks at everything, even memes and breathing. He is deeply in love with Bree, and the ship name of the year is Breethan.

Ethan isn’t very smart but at least he isn’t as ugly as a troll. He may be stupid and wierd and a hopeless romantic but...

Wait, there is not buts

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Breethan For Life.

Ethan The Dweeb: a person who is terrible at everything.

by Yeetmyboi June 3, 2018

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