a respected woman, known for her skill in performing dutch sex acts (e.g. dutch rudder, dutch porpoise, dutch sandwich, also coordinating dutch slave ships)
by your mom's favorite dutchman July 21, 2010
Get the dutch matron mug.when reciving oral sex you pull out before climax, then procceed to ejaculate on the womans boobs, then turn and shat on their boobs as well; creating the "Dutch Spice Rack"
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It's a threesome performed completely under covers with the two male counter parts being gassy. Bonus if they are actual brothers.
by Jnasty15 May 12, 2014
Get the dutch brothers mug.an outsider who doesn’t understand what is happening and is acting Feminine(Period Like) about that or another matter. They also might oppose the matter with objections that seem Childish
Person one: ...and she totally did it! i should have recorded it
person two: What?? what do you mean?! that’s so stupid
person one: god you’re such a dutch lesbian
person two: What?? what do you mean?! that’s so stupid
person one: god you’re such a dutch lesbian
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by ZEU58 February 2, 2010
Get the Dutch Bakery mug.A way to simulate sex without penetration. The lady lubes her inner thighs and the guy goes to town without penetrating.
Jill said she's staying a virgin until marriage, but I got one hell of a dutch uncle rub off her last night!
by appledanny May 21, 2010
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You can touch, but you can’t see. 😎
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Yesterday morning I had Dutch oven sex because my pussy was so stinky I couldn’t let it it out of the covers.
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