Danger round

When some weird middle aged bloke that’s sat alone in the boozer buys you a round of drinks. Are they spiked you’ll never know. You probably shouldn’t drink them but you do anyway.

Omg that guy just bought us a round of drinks. That shits a danger round.

by Yore-rayt June 13, 2021

Danger Poo

When you use a public toilet and don't lock the door.

Leaving the element of surprise, danger and excitement if a stranger was to enter. The success of a danger poo can be measured objectively whether someone tries to enter or you 'complete your task' without interruption.

"Lads, I had a successful danger poo".

by Don't put me on speaker phone June 16, 2021

Donger deed

When you take out a door knob using your mouth

Person 1 :I just did the donger deed

Person 2 : NO WAYY

by Whatsgoodfolks1 June 22, 2021

Dinger

When you get popped in the face by a baseball as to hitting a Homerun. A Dinger.

You’re friend might say “oh that’s a Hell of a Dinger (homerun).” Instead you end up with a big bump on your face and no graciousness. But, your friend 😊

by BicBop June 28, 2021

Danger noodle

The correct definition for a snake.

I got bit by a danger noodle!

by Stacy Albirdy July 2, 2021

Dangerrhea

Molten lava shits after eating spicy food.

My butthole is still burning from the dangerrhea I had after eating hot wings.

by Dangerrhea July 23, 2021

Dingeringer

Typically used as a insult, "Dingeringer" means a kangaroo that has gone rabid. The origin of this word is derived from a tf2 game where someone misspoke and said "Dingeringer" from "Dead Ringer".

George: "Oi watch out the is a rabid kangaroo."
Rich: "you mean a Dingeringer."

by Jurgen Burgen October 21, 2021