ex girlfriend disease

when you and your significant other break up and you can't stop peeing blood..

damn! there's blood all over the toliet! either that guy is a girl or he's got the ex girlfriend disease!

by dirty 30 June 13, 2008

dutch helmet disease

A disease that make the foreskin red and the helmet bulbous, yellow and smelly

you've got Dutch helmet disease (dhd)

by Milly-o July 21, 2004

Bi-Polar Butt Disease

A case in which you have very smelly farts sometimes uncontrollably expelling from your anus, but you ate nothing to provoke such an occurrence.

Dude Ian has major Bi-Polar Butt Disease this evening.

by Guitargod10940 April 12, 2009

Alzheimers Disease

Alzheimer's: the affliction that is caused by microscopic robots when they enter the elderly mind and download their memories and hide the information in hidden folders. This holds true because old people are electronically handicapped therefore cannot work the tiny robot computers. thereby severing the old person from their memories

Ralph has the Alzheimers Disease look at him potato.

by Sylviodrood December 2, 2009

All-timers Disease

A reference to Alzheimer’s disease, there’s nothing funny about this. All-timer meaning an elderly individual, which are known to have this disease. There is nothing worse than losing your mind.

Ray: Why hasn’t Zachary been is class?

Kalder: He’s in Dallas visiting his grandparents, one of which is suffering from all-timers disease.

by ZachAttack94 April 29, 2019

Diseased Rat

A diseased rat, despite its name is a kind hearted person who is nice to everyone. However people take advantage of them because of their kindness.

Molly is such a diseased rat!

by Colour black February 27, 2020

Scab disease

Scab is the most important disease of cowpea (Vigna unguiculata L.) in the northern part of Nigeria. Is provocated by a fungal Sphaceloma (Elsinoe phaseoli) An ascomycete whose products principale are Gibberellins, especially gibberellin A4.

Cowpea suffers by scab disease

by Andres Castillo May 30, 2006