Hungarian Spinning Disease

fatal disease characterized by intense sensations of spinning (hence the name), dizziness, nausea, or falling. causes are unknown, but the victim almost always perishes within 78 hours of the first spinning attack. slight headaches often precede the attacks.

it is also notable that the disease only affects certain 12 year olds with names beginning in s and ending in ofia.

"oh no! sofia's caught the hungarian spinning disease!"

by Narishimbakrikanle Bazookla July 20, 2008

Dutch Butt Disease

A bad case of gas, indigestion, or diarrhea that can attack people of anglo-dutch ancestry

Girl: I don't feel like doing anything sexual tonight; I ate too much and I'm getting a bad case of dutch butt disease

by Joran van der Sloot March 10, 2008

Phat Pussi Disease

Phat Pussi disease occurs when one or more large penis having men repeatedly shove their fat throbbing cock into one females vagina which ultimately leads to a phat pussi

Micheal, Zane and Peter destroyed Kim until she acquired Phat Pussi Disease

by Sexdeamon June 17, 2018

Floppy Lung Disease

Having lungs that are floppy in nature. Similar to a deflated balloon in appearance. Diagnosed by special Italian Doctors who have no real medical experience whatsoever.

"I told my P.E. Teacher I couldn't run because of my Floppy Lung Disease."

by BBB4LIFE April 14, 2010

Mad Cow Disease

another way to say PMS

Why is PMS called PMS? Because mad cow disease was already taken

by Blair* December 28, 2005

Larbert high school disease

When ye walk in the larbert high and see big deppresed angus the first stage starts ye start to piss yer pants laughing because she is trying to get her pills out her purse she then cunts it on the floor that's when stage 2 starts ye shite yer self big mr auld walks through and pulls out his 30 mile long dick and pits it in big Angus wile also smoking stardog this is all caught on the cctv he then cunts it and then ye fuck both there bodies down the void and it hits some cunt in a wheelchair causing brain damage

Larbert high school disease is a bastard

by rab weisel February 7, 2019

Close Persons Disease

Close persons disease; To unite - bring into contact or bring together a human being regarded as an individual, who has an abnormal condition of an organism that impairs function. This causes discomfort, distress, or death to those in contact with the person

Close Persons Disease; Someone who looks hot from the distance, but not up close.

by Maxxi March 27, 2008