december 1

a terrible day, for your parents. a disappointment was born on that day.

hey what day is it?
december 1

fuck.

by DOLANXBABES October 16, 2019

December 25

First official public celebration of Dies Natalis Invicti Solis, a pagan Roman holiday that was later co-opted by Christians to celebrate the birth of their favorite Jew. Turning the holiday into "Christmas" (in 336 AD) was part of a pattern of the church stealing various pagan festivals and feast days

by Mike Truitt June 16, 2003

December 17th

The day that you can nut anywhere and on or in anything without being judged.

Guy "can I nut inside you?"
Girl "sure, its December 17th you know."

by Ceejayspencer October 27, 2019

December 31

Bitch, how stupid are you? December 31 is New Year's Eve! You stupid ass hoe smh🙄

*searches up December 31 on Urban dictionary"
Any person with a brain: ... Are you fuckin serious 🤦 ♀️

by Yuhpotterhead15 November 2, 2019

December 2

The day of human raccoon

Her eyes look like a raccoon eyes, her birthday must be December 2

by Dumb raccoon October 15, 2019

December 17

December 17 is the for crazy niggas with a long penis

Girl 1:What’s wrong with him

Girl 2: Idk he was born on December 17 those mfs are crazy

by Gaboo56 October 17, 2019

December 4th

National lick your friends toes day

Bro its December 4th you know what that means
SHLURP

by wertyuijhgfty December 3, 2019