by Erics Mom son October 21, 2013
Get the daniels mommug. 
by jen March 25, 2005
Get the daniel kesslermug. by Leatherface.feels December 10, 2018
Get the Danielle Cohnmug. Sour Whiskey. Served in posh nightclubs and iffy dives around the world. Known for its strong taste, offer it to teenyboppers and watch them retch, convulse, and pass out.
Jack daniels is the only good thing to come out of Tennessee.
Al Gore: Hey! That hurts my feelings, I'm going to go cry on the cover of Rolling Stone, with my horrible, horrible nipples exposed for all the world to see; I really want to be president.
Al Gore: Hey! That hurts my feelings, I'm going to go cry on the cover of Rolling Stone, with my horrible, horrible nipples exposed for all the world to see; I really want to be president.
by bobdole September 7, 2003
Get the jack danielsmug. n.
1.) A nerd,dork, or geek who is obviously very attractive to members of the opposite sex and could very easily get laid if he wasn't painfully shy and awkward.
2.) A character on Stargate SG-1 who really needs to stop screwing around and just fuck Vala already.
1.) A nerd,dork, or geek who is obviously very attractive to members of the opposite sex and could very easily get laid if he wasn't painfully shy and awkward.
2.) A character on Stargate SG-1 who really needs to stop screwing around and just fuck Vala already.
"Scott, you're such a Daniel Jackson sometimes, you know that?"
"DAMMIT, DANIEL, SHE WAS WEARING A RED FRACKING DRESS AND LAYING ON THE BED! How badly do you need it spelled out for you?!"
"DAMMIT, DANIEL, SHE WAS WEARING A RED FRACKING DRESS AND LAYING ON THE BED! How badly do you need it spelled out for you?!"
by President Laura Roslin September 6, 2005
Get the Daniel Jacksonmug. A boy that get's practically every girl, even more than his friend who's name is Duckyy. He has chunky meaty legs and can beat you in a race.
by Duckyy_ April 13, 2020
Get the Daniel Parkmug.