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Ding Dong Ditch

The act of setting up from a distance and throwing multiple Hostess Ding Dongs at the victims door until the victim awnsers the door, then proceed to run.
Ding Dong Ditcher: Bombs Away!!!

Vitim: WTF!!!!

Ding Dong Ditcher: Seeya!

Victim: I hate Hostess, always promoting the Ding Dong Ditch.
by SwAg WeAr May 12, 2010
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Jason Dong

Jason dong, is not a boyscout.. He likes sweet bodies, a blow job, wants a blow job, and eats peanut butter and jelly. He enjoys being drunk and proceedes to attend any college that is chip. Other names are Daryl, Chris, Jared, Travis, Robert, Steve, Elmo, Dr. Lovepie, Babycakes, Andrew, Corey, Phil.
Jason Dong just molested my phone bill with his drunk utters in his call again, when does he wake up.

The nurse at school made a Jason Dong out of the kid when he had a physical, that calls for beer.
by footsteps August 7, 2009
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sha la la ding ding dong

a nice subway lunch and/or dinner within a 3 day range of thanksgiving
"hey, want to touch my sha la la ding ding dong the monday after thanksgiving?"
by wagina77836 August 24, 2011
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ding dong

another name for a rubber raft, also known as a dingy. it may be used on any kind of waters such as oceans, rivers, or lakes.
by claff mega December 2, 2004
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Ding dong bitch

A girl who has promised you that she will become your girlfriend or has led you to believe she will give you sexual favors but does not.

The girl is referred to as the 'bitch' and her act of Jewing you out of sexual promises represents the game 'ding dong ditch' like she rang your doorbell but isn't at the door.
"Dude, did you hook up with that one chick that said wanted your dick more than air?"

"Nah dude. She's a real ding dong bitch."
by Ouzts12 January 2, 2010
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almost dong

The approximately 5in (12.7cm) radius area surrounding, but not including your penis/balls. Like any part of the male body, it is a safe and friendly alternative to the penis/balls to accept injury.
I thought the tennis ball was about to hit me square in the nut sack, but fortunately it just hit me in the almost dong. Holy hell, I'm lucky.
by i do cocaine April 25, 2008
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Echo Dong

An asian woman whom may like to give oral sex to men, or eat your dong.
Chung-Li smiled and licked her lips as she passed. Garrett turned to Nick and said, "Did you just see that echo dong? A nice!"
by Michael Swoops January 9, 2009
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