dingledonut

The result of having your pet rat shit on a plate of donuts while you're having sex with your dog. A dingledonut is something to avoid during or after a prayer service with Princess Peussie and/or Mary Mount or MOJO.

"Peussie fed me that dingledonut, knowing it would make me vomit on MOJO at the High Mass"
OR
"So there it was floating face down in the toilet, that damned nasty dingledonut"

by Marcus Holly January 2, 2008

christmas dingle

A rare plant found in the yetti's den. It is much like a mistletoe, except you must fuck the other person.

Josh: Oh, looks like we're under the christmas dingle. We have to fuck.
Granpappy: Ok, be gentile

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

dingletwang

Male Genetal Appendage - Penis
As used by "Ted Bullpit" From 70's/80's Australian Sitcom "Kingswood Country"

"Those pants are pretty short ted"
"Jeez me dingletwang isn't showing is it?"

by Aussie Hoops May 11, 2007

dingy tuna

Adjective; A crazy or mildly retared girl/woman

Anita, you're such a dingy tuna!

by Brooks M. May 12, 2008

dingir

A disease commonly found in the viscinity of the anus. Leeds to extreme pain through diminished sweeps and percussive chugging.

"Dude I heard Patric has dingir"

"Yeah man doctor said he's in a lot of pain"

by Kruvacheck January 13, 2014

dingied

~Scottish~
1. To be left alone or ditched by your friends
2. If you're talking to someone and they ignore you

1. Micheal: Haha look at James over there!
Claire: I know all his mates have just dingied him - laughed at!

2. Lauryn: I just said I didn't want to see him anymore, what do you think?
Carlolyn: ...
Lauryn: Are you even listening?
Carolyn: You what?
Lauryn: Oh my God, dingied a dillion!

by huni buni December 18, 2005

Dingdong and Marian

The best looking and sexiest couple in Philippine showbiz. Dingdong Dantes was rediscovered by televiewers when he redefined himself as a romantic leading man. He was chosen as E's 3rd sexiest man in the world. Dingdong's dear inamorata is Marian Rivera who is beauty personified. She got her big break when she won the part of Marimar and was FHM Philippines' numero uno in 2008.

DINGDONG and MARIAN exude undeniable chemistry that passive televiewers turned into active supporters of the phenomenal love team. The well-loved couple provides joy, inspiration and motivation to their multitude of fans.

by donandmarie December 10, 2009