God's body count

Something very surprising. Compare it with Satan's and you'll worship him soon.

God's body count is higher than Satan's.

by john stromboli January 10, 2021

Chunt

Chunt for all those wet bag sons of bitches coming to the US trying to act ghetto. and say words like "si huey" "Orale huey" all those fake ass wannabee gangsters with earings and JINCO Jeans with their HURT ASS SF Giants hats from 24th Mission all the way to silver st.

Look at that hurt ass chunt trying to holler at hat girl with his hurt ass rice rocket wannabee honda with the Hurt CHROME RIMS.

by SOUTHSIDE 13 BITCH! March 8, 2005

Chunt

A Chunt is a chat cunt.

Shes acting like a real chunt.

by al_southshore December 7, 2006

dick checkout counter

1. Bizznatch
2. Funny line from some online comic

Bizznatch is the dick checkout counter!

by ryan September 6, 2004

counter-own

to counter an attempted ownage towards a person(s) thus owning them in return

<packetNinja> like the loose girls NinjaBSD will be sleeping with
<elkbuntu> s/will be/already is/
<Beth> NinjaSTD it should be then
<elkbuntu> ROFL
<packetNinja> lol that was a pretty nice call
* NinjaBSD is now known as NinjaSTDFree
<elkbuntu> rofl! counter-own!

by elkbuntu July 28, 2008

Counter Jockey

In the men's locker room where some douche bag has his towel draped over his shoulder and is completely naked allowing his nuts to rest on the sink while he shaves.

I thought I was in the Breeders Cup when I look to my left and saw some Dude playing Counter Jockey while brushing his teeth.

by DoucheBagz March 12, 2009

Count Fagula

A super homosexual vampire who Masturbates to blood

That Vampire is such a Count Fagula

by SirFagulaTheVampire January 19, 2017