Caitlin Elizabeth Cortes (:

The Most Wonderful Person In The World (: I Love Her To Dealth ! She Is The Bestest Friend You Could Ever Have ! You Really Should Go Find You A Caitlin To Keep Close To Your Heart <33 ..... She Is Ahhhmazingg !>! She Is Trustworthyy, Faithful In My Friendship. JUST THE BEST (: Well , I Think She Is Asleep Right Now. It Is 4:12 AM , And I'm up Writingg A Definition Of My Bestfriendd (: SHE LOVES ABURN......AND SHE IS BEAUTIFULL (: I LOVE YOU CAITLIN CORTES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 oHH........ p.S : I'm GoING tO sTEAL yOuR i-pOd !!! jayy kayy (: Well < im tiredd (: goodnightt !!!! : ROBOT IS COMING TO RESCUE YOU FRO BEING TOOO BEASTT ! UHH OHH...... < STUCK ON BEAST MODE ? > HAHAHA OUR NEW INSIDER ! (: BYE (:

~ Jaimie-leigh Hailee Huettner (:

I'm sure i met a " Caitlin Elizabeth Cortes (: " shes really awesome (:

by JayMeeWonderfulChickk(: January 23, 2011

Cortez

Cortez is a nasty human being, who is into boys, and love to jerk of

Wow cortez actually convinced a dude to let him smash

by Cortez September 4, 2019

carter

to scam someone, to cheat someone out of something, to run out of an establishment without paying

You trying to carter me bro? Looks like they pulled a carter and skipped out without paying the check!

by Bobbybob November 27, 2013

Cartered

v. 'to be cartered' or 'to carter'

If you were travelling in a group but were at the back, quite a way behind the rest, and you were then attacked or abducted, you would be said to have been 'cartered'.

From the teacher, 'Mrs Carter,' who is rumoured to have demonstrated this on students travelling from the games field too slowly.

Girl 1: Where's Lucy?
Girl 2: I don't know, she was behind us...
Girl 1: Oh my god, what if she's been cartered!

Girl 1: What happened to you last night? You just disappeared!
Girl 2: It was awful, I got cartered by David Tenninch and the QEGS aliens!

by bethg February 25, 2011

carter

he is a very ugly person whom likes to simp. he goes from girl to girl asking for head, all he wants is sum pussy but cant get nun sadly. he used to be obsessed with zoe metheny but then switched up on her bc she didnt want to give head to his micro penis, so then went to kylie downer trying to get head.

carter is a ugly ass bitch that just wants pussy and looks like sid from toy story and ice age.

by your simping king September 19, 2019

coach carter

A way of shooting a guy down using a whole clip.

If you've seen the movie,
The drug dealer gets shot down with more than one shot.

Nigga ima go coach carter on you.

by someguy June 19, 2006

Carterising

To spread sexually transmitted diseases around a small village, or other small community.

When Dan Carter arrived in the village of Begbroke it was chlamydia free. This was followed by an outbreak of Carterising.
It isn't now.

by Oxon February 2, 2009