Shorie Chokehold

The typical excuse that a male uses when he's unable to attend a male-oriented social function (e.g., poker, drinking, NFL Sunday, etc.). It refers to his girlfriend's/fiancé's/wife's stranglehold on his manhood, leaving him unable to decide for himself when it comes to anything in life.

Bob: Hey, Timmy! You playin' Texas Hold'em tonight with the guys?

Timmy: Sorry, Bob, my wife's got the ol' Shorie Chokehold on my junk. She wants me to be well rested tonight so that I'm totally focused on helping her practice her breathing at our lamaze class tomorrow.

Bob: Damn, Shorie Chokehold's a killer! Well, maybe next week, ya douchebag!

by DCJoey November 10, 2009

choke-a-nuts

Women's breasts that are large and pop out of the top of their bras nearly enough to choke them.

"Did you see that Baywatch episode where Pam was running down the beach and nearly knocked herself down with her choke-a-nuts?"

by cmskellington July 19, 2006

coke-pepa

A delicious drink composed of 75%Coke and a 25% Dr. Pepper preferably served over ice.

My coke-pepa needs an extra shot of Dr. Pepper because it feels to coke-ish.

by cecybeth June 22, 2007

Choken

Meaning plentiful; a lot, abundant, a large supply of something.

Have you see how much gas cost latley?
Yeah dude, thats seriously choken. Now that is why I ride my bike, shoots.

by Sponger June 25, 2008

coke

a cover up word for saying cock in public

yo dog some lady grabbed my coke last night at the party then proceeded to suck it.

by sukabigcokeacola August 16, 2010

Coke Fag

A person who gobbles massive quantities of Coca-Cola, and is always drinking Coke.

Wooooow.... Whatta Coke Fag....

by FRKNdennys December 14, 2010

Choke me like you hate me but you love me lowkey wanna speedrun with me ;) ?

Best pickup line ever in the smp

Choke me like you hate me but you love me lowkey wanna speedrun with me ;) ? Is like a pickup meant as a joke i made And also for the people who knows wherebit came from

by Big beans the jeans January 26, 2021