countergrump

When one ignores or returns another's attempt to grump him in a manner to outgrump the original grumpee.

Hilarious, I know what I said is making Chad grump, but he's pretending it didn't and is trying to countergrump me now.

by Chad Chaddington May 29, 2008

Counterfit

Meaning dyslexic a person who cant spell counterfeit, it has an e

Are you counterfit

by Hoglord February 8, 2019

hopping counters

To engage in sexual intercourse; sexual union between humans involving genital contact; the act of hopping over a counter, skipping foreplay, to immediately begin a sexual act.

I was tired of getting mixed signals from the guy who was eyeing me at the office, so I finally went over to him and and we began hopping counters. It was really intense.

by seabear69 October 15, 2011

over-the-counterculture

n. "Rebellious" or "underground" music, clothing or other such items made fashionable and sold to the gullible out of pure profit motive.

All that Hot Topic crap is just over-the-counterculture.

by Mister Twist August 8, 2010

country cable

1. The 3 TV channels one picks up without the use of cable or satellite.

2. The ORIGINAL definition of peasantvision

Last night the President was speaking, so there was nothing to watch on my Country Cable.

by Paccy October 11, 2007

country concert

A place where all of the thots and hoes go to get extremely drunk and make terrible decisions. This place creates no shortage of snapchat stories and Instagram pictures all over your normally sober timeline.

"Betty how was the country concert yesterday?"
"It was great I made out with three guys that I've never met before!"

by Shrobro September 14, 2015

Country

1) the opposite of city- pertaining to environment, geography, people, and lifestyle. Country people live in the country, far away from the city, in remote, or rural areas. They are not city slickers. It's odd to find this definition on urban dictionary, although it applies, as people from up north who move or visit the south or Midwest think these places are country, and they are in comparison, not that one is a better lifestyle than the other.

2) a genre of music based on the country lifestyle.

When you're lookin at me, you lookin at country!

by Solid Mantis August 1, 2016