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cock fog

verb

A strategy or tacktic of a Cock Blocker, who elusively Blocks a Cock without leaving definitive evidence that he is in fact a Cock Blocker.
"But Dawson said she has herpes?"

"No Russ... He wants her for himself. You're in some serious Cock Fog right now."
by KitsSmeller May 26, 2016
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Cock-wagon

the equivalent of calling someone a dick and a jack-wagon at the same time; a person who is both ignorant of his environment and still a complete asshole.
Jim: Hey girls, you know I'm the best you'll ever get, and I know you want me, but you know i'm busy tonight, so maybe some other time.
*Jim leaves*

Girl one: Jim lets his ego go to his head, and he's really not that cute at all. AND I'm not interested at all.

Girl two: Yeah, you're right. He's a cock-wagon.
by Beatle Bundy August 15, 2011
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Attention Cock

The art of gaining a member of the opposite sex's attention by depraving them of attention thus resulting in sexual activity.
This normally takes place in a club / bar or a social setting.
"I went to the club last night and I used the attention cock on Sarah, she fell for it hook, line and sinker!"
by Kingbiller September 6, 2009
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Cock Knocking

When one slaps the vagina/clitoris/labia with his cock before entering it.
I always let my man in after a good cock knocking
by PDoodles August 30, 2018
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Chrome Cocking

To plate ones reproductive needle in chrome.
Yo dude l just finished chrome cocking! Im ready to go have intercourse with a rather attractive woman.
by The OG Jesus January 7, 2017
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cock wiggler

A female that constantly has a males penis in her hand an plays with it like some type toy
Efren:hey what were you up too last night jay.

jay:nothin just went to a party and i meet a cock wiggler her name is diamond.
by efren ramos October 7, 2007
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Cock Handshake

The "cock handshake" is how the modern man introduces himself to a woman online. When men no longer rely on their wit and personality to woo a woman and succumbs to just showing her a picture of his cock to say hello!

A "cock handshake" is when a man has been sexually stimulated by the thought of a possible meeting with a woman and the bloodflow to his head is severly redirected to his penis and has left him forgetful of his native language. In this moment, it is in his mind, completely rational to introduce himself to said woman, by showing her his erection.
Hi I am a single white female seeking a nice, fun loving man to share some quality time with. Send me an email with a picture and let's see if we have a match.

Response: Picture of a cock "cock handshake"
by aimme dudevant July 4, 2012
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